To the tune of "Shake it Off" by Taylor Swift I’m Kawing way too late Hitting Haunting: The Escape Cuz this game is pay-to-play Mmm-hmm Least that’s what playa’s say Mmm-hmm I guess I’m an eb fairy I’m too afraid of PvP Please don’t perma farm me Noo-Noo I’ll put noob tears on your screen boo-hoo But I keep losin’ Why do I keep chosin’ To piss off the trolls in the forum halls Talkin’ smack with my statless alt And KotFE’s gonna put me in their CA gonna keep me p-n-z all day Gonna make it so I can’t even play ‘Til I reset, I reset So I put a CF on the forum board Saying, “Please, Oh please, save me Lord!” From these evil players who keep reminding me it’s Kingdoms at War Kingdoms at War (It hurts so!) Would it help to keep the peace If only hit Warbeast? Stay out of your NewsFeed? (I promise) Would it make the attacks decrease? The assassinations cease? Now I’m getting scout bombed should I be at all alarmed That I’m starting to enjoy Being Kaw’s new whipping boy? (Whip-A Ow!) And it’s a very strange strange day day for me Because I’m thinking about playing some P-I-M-D Maybe there someone will RP me Unicorns, Unicorns! (Ha Ha Ha!) Hey Hey Hey While You’ve been sittin’ there tappin’ that Apherium back to exile, You could have been makin’ gold in the next..sick..event! Hey boys and girls, we wanna announce to the world the start of Great Pickle Hunt go out and find all the cucumbers in brine and win the epic Gerkin Bra! (Ya!) And the fairies they will hunt, hunt, hunt, hunt, hunt And the One-on-Oner’s will say it’s time for them to punt This app back to the iphone store and One-Star it, One-Star it! But we all know the truth this very day We’re all just gonna play, play, play, play And that’s why Kaw will stay, stay, stay, stay Happy New Year, Happy New Year!
This is the first one that kinda actually rhymed and sounded good to the music that I had going through my head for that song. good job op. You deserve a cookie! *Insert cookie here*
Very good job, unfortunately that horrible Taylor swift song will be in in my head all day...again. I loathe that song. Thanks a lot
I don't know many pop songs that well. This one is on the radio at work and, as annoying as it is, the music has a memorable hook.