Corrupt A Wish Game

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Lemon-N-Lime, Dec 13, 2014.

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  1. Granted but you trip, fall, and stab yourself in a tree branch.

    *Same question in last post* (lazy :lol: )
     
    #481 21robber21, Dec 17, 2014

  2. You battery no longer displays time left of power, but how many miles you must run to keep your laptop operating.

    I wish for a bourbon and some scotch
     
    #482 Rikkimaru, Dec 17, 2014
  3. Too bad, I had it all.

    I wish I could be who I want to be instead of someone who is always expected to be something that I'm not.
     
    #483 Narza, Dec 17, 2014
  4. Too bad, it's called life.


    I wish life didn't entail death.
     
    #484 21robber21, Dec 17, 2014
  5. You're immortal but contract every std known to man.


    I wish it would rain down tiki punch. 
     
    #485 _CorruptedCreator_, Dec 17, 2014
  6. You get a tiki man to punch you instead


    I wish to be KratoS
     
    #486 Easter, Dec 17, 2014
  7. You're wish is granted (somewhat). Kratos takes you to his bedroom, and well, ya know.... makes you his *****, and kinda sorta impregnates you. Roughly 9 months later, Kratos junior arrives. :)
    You're now officially part of the Kratos family. Rejoice.
    Jeez, I have a really screwed up mind. Ah well.
     
    #487 TurdFerguson1000, Dec 17, 2014
  8. And where's that wish at??

    I wish that last guy makes wish.
     
    #488 _CorruptedCreator_, Dec 17, 2014
  9. Then the second to last guy wishes you can't wish anymore

    I wish that Jay Cutler was actually a good QB
     
    #489 QWE_INVOKER_QWE, Dec 17, 2014
  10. Granted, he wishes you were dead

    I wish it was 1000x plunder this week
     
    #490 Ausear, Dec 17, 2014
  11. Granted, but he now plays for Oakland

    I wish I got paid to play kaw
     
    #491 Rikkimaru, Dec 17, 2014
  12. Granted, but you are not allowed to hit any Ebs what-so-ever

    I wish I had more maple syrup
     
    #492 SimbaTheFatDog, Dec 17, 2014
  13. You have more maple syrup, but only enough for one waffle.

    My last post. Try it again
     
    #493 Rikkimaru, Dec 17, 2014
  14. Granted here's your pass port to Canada but all the maple trees are burned down
    (One above me never put a wish :eek:)
    I wish I could be farmed
     
    #494 QWE_INVOKER_QWE, Dec 17, 2014
  15. That doesn't make sence... I'm already Canadian living in Canada....Unless....YOU STOLE MY PASSPORT! THEIF! BURGLAR! BULLY!
     
    #495 SimbaTheFatDog, Dec 17, 2014
  16. lol some dumbass is actually farming me lmao hey idiot it's called crupt a wish
     
    #496 QWE_INVOKER_QWE, Dec 17, 2014
  17. Granted, now what?

    I wish I go paid to kaw!!!

    Well if you didn't want inc why say you want it?
     
    #497 Rikkimaru, Dec 17, 2014
  18. Dumbass if your not going to follow the thread get off it also you'll be having a nice visit soon
     
    #498 QWE_INVOKER_QWE, Dec 17, 2014
  19. done. But kaw shuts down


    I wish Michael Jackson was my dad
     
    #499 It_Burns_When_I_TAP_Repeat, Dec 17, 2014
  20. But he's not famous anymore and he's actually a hobo drug dealer

    I wish noobs would stop making low effort kaw threads
     
    #500 QWE_INVOKER_QWE, Dec 17, 2014
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