Corrupt A Wish Game

You teleport into an ocean of hungry sharks..

I wish I never had to sleep..

 

You don't have to sleep but you must sit still for hours on end to regenerate your energy

I wish I could eat whatever I want and not get fat

 

You eat what ever you want but become anorexic and die from malnutrition



I wish for life beyond life's extents.

 

...you end up being an immortal and get tired of living and would rather be dead.


I wish I could jump 50 feet in the air

 

But then you die after jumping so high


I wish that i was in the NHL

 

You die horrifically with a puck to the nuts.



I wish work didn't entitle actual work.

 

You are in the NHL...as hockey players cup.

I wish the Universe would suddenly receede into a big crunch

 

You die. :roll:


I wish that did not happen :lol:

 

You live. =)

I wish I knew all knowledge instantly.

 

It does happen

I wish for NEAK to never be in me 

 

The kitten only lives for five seconds.

I wish I had ten million dollars, real money, cash, no strings attached

 

I had sad no strings attached :roll:

You are immortal but you live in a box with 125 cubic feet of space.

I wish people actually read what I said before trying to be funny :lol:

 

load of ****


I wish i was lewis hamilton

 

Wish granted but you die by train


I wish that this wish didn't come true :mrgreen:

 

Well it did. Sucks for you

I wish I could eat 10 pies right now.

 

You go into sugar overload and die.



I wish it was Christmas already.

 

You die by being trampled by Christmas shoppers.

I wish for bacon.

 

As you eat the bacon it turns out to be raw, you throw up within the process the bacon spills out so its like you never had it....


I wish I had a store of koka noodles....