Reached 5000 posts. Gimme my Prize

Well last night some young player congratulated me on my wall for the 5000 forum post.  Truthfully, I had no idea I reached it. Sure enough, there it was: exactly 5000 after 4 years of trolling.
I thanked him for thanking me and wondered what kind of achievement was coming? A badge? Aqua? Xstals?

But I got zippo. Nada. A big goose egg. Those cheap devs didn't even turn my name puke green for a day. 


So, it is up to you my fellow Kawers to reward me for this truly grand achievement.

What do I want from you?


I want you to stop smacking the red ghost and give me some incoming dammit.

Gimme incoming, you mod-wannabe forum brownーnosers.

Gimme incoming, you "my second cousin is Zaft council" know-it-all WC posers.

Gimme incoming, you "I couldn't war cause I had to take my gerbil to the hospital" lazy-ass leetches.

Gimme incoming, you "I get my rocks off pretending to be a chick" Ladys, Princesses, Queen's, and JapAV star 36DD fruity boy freaks.

Gimme incoming you "Jesus was a Limy Republican" post political/crap on the forums Kaw Bowbags.

And Gimme incoming all the rest I couldn't insult.

Come at me nooblets. I got 5000 posts. Give me what I deserve. I'm full troops and ready to tango. Who has the McNuggets to hit me?
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( my 5000 post was a bump gif. Lol)

 

Lol don't claim to be the best at spamming the forums. Just celebrating the 5000 mate

 

Says so in the forumer guide, oh, failed mod too small and scared to hit anyone. 

 

"You're" is correct grammar, little no-name nooblet. 

 

You are definitely no spammer, mate. Val is a Kaw genius/God whose hansel thread is the stuff of legends.

 

And nobody has the jewels to give me inc.

 

Finally❗️thanks for the inc AJ.

 

lol whatever mate.