I've been recently told that, since coming out of inactivity, I've been basically living off of old glorious threads I've once made. That is so darn true. Due to my declining presence on the forums, I would like to let you guys in on a little secret. The moderators are working with satan! >insert thunder here< Oh, you believe that I am merely joking, but it is absolutely true! Let's look at the mods. Acetown They would never think Acetown is an innocent, kind moderator, but ace is actually the spawn of satan! His name actually derives from the Ace in a pack of playing cards, and what is a pack of playing cards used for? GAMBLING! DUN DUN DUUUUUN! Acetown may appear innocent, but he simply works for satan. Avatar Avatar is gunna see this, and this worries me :?. Avatar is an old friend of mines, and he is a great person, but behind the scenes, he works for the devil. Just look at him! He's very clearly EEEEVVVVILLLLL! Chaos Really gotta give it to you, if you need this explained. I honestly don't really need to explain this to you, because his name is chaos. HIS NAME IS CHAOS! Grinch What do you think!? It's the grinch! He STOLE christmas! IllIOXIllI-SEXY-COW-IllIOXIllI I give up... ... Let's just say i tried to google for a picture, and there was nothing I wanted to post. Eye bleach intermission Well, it appears my secret agent spy thing has gotten ahold of a picture: Is that truly a picture of innocence!? Look at those teeth! I counted 11 bottom teeth! do you know what else has 11 things in it!? the word invasionnnn (thats with 4 n's, which means quadruple the chance of invasion!) The underworld is going to invade us, and destroy us all, because this sexy cow is a mod D: Inferno By jove, never has it been so obvious! INFERNO! DANTE'S INFERNO! Iphito For iphito, gunna research deep, because i have no idea who that is. According to my scholarly resources coughimeanwikipediacough , Iphito was an Amazon who served under Hippolyte, the queen of the amazon. You know what else is in the amazon? EVIL PIRANHAS! EVILLLLLLLLL Mango Never, ever, let anybody give you a mango. If you see one, run the other way. A mango is a close cousin of the lemon. And you know what they say: It's entirely possible that the beloved mango is a disguised lemon! Moose Really? do you think moose is a killer? Moose is such a beloved joker... AND BY JOKER I MEAN KILLER! Saber Writing this down, I didn't think much of it at first, but... SABERS KILL THINGS! I even used the same gif twice I was so unnerved! slayerbob I will never forgive slayerbob. Slayerbob killed my best friend bob. He will be missed :cry: SouthernSweetie I'm honestly gunna give a pass to sothernsweetie, because she's so sweet. JUST KIDDING Southernsweetie sounds like a sweet name, but how many characters are in that name? Fifteen. Do you know what happened in the 1500's? THE BUBONIC PLAGUE! Titan_God I've gotta run soon, but i'm going to burn through a few more before that happens. Titan is a get person, but according to attack on titan, he's a cold-blooded killer! Brutal. Wabbsy I've looked around, yet i have no idea what a wabbsy is. IT MUST BE THE SPAWN OF SATAN. Wulf EB Thread and supreme moderator, wulf is a total all around boss. However, Is he the spawn of satan? I believe so. YA-_Eagle_-FI Kings of desert, mountain, and forest, eagles are true, majestic creatures. But they fly so high, the integer overflow in java makes them an extremely negative number. DEEP UNDERGROUND, IN HELL :O CONCLUSION Those of you i've left out, it doesn't mean you're good >:[ it simply means i didn't have the time to get to you today (aka i'm naturally lazy)! Alas, be afraid, be very afraid.... But it is true: Moderators are working with satan. Oh, easter egg: look at the third word of every description thingy. Hope you enjoyed.
"Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you" God dammit op. Need to write it all :| Not just one part!
Not my fault im naturally lazy. Im in a beanbag, proven to suck at least 30% of an average human's productivity.
Considering I have done a thread like this before, I am greatly disappointed that I didn't catch it. But good thread.
It's true it's true they are all in it. And their leader the mighty moose is their idol. They polish his antlers and they offer favours for his services.
Santa is an anagram for Satan. SATAN!!!!!!! EVILLL!! HE BREAKS INTO PEOPLE's HOUSES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! EVIL
She came from another game to invade this one. No need for further explanation on behalf of her evil.