Trailer Park Etiquette

Discussion in 'Other KaW Discussion' started by PhartacusX, Nov 28, 2014.

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  1. **Warning, this thread contains sexually agressive and mature content. Viewer discretion is advised**

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    Welcome to the park! I'm Phart and I'll be showing you around, this tour will last until 5:30 so please, keep your mouth shut and pants on.

    So, before we start, Id like to take you through the ground rules in this park, theres quite a bit of them.

    • First off, when you take your dog for a walk, I insist that you both use the same tree, the park manager will have it labeled with your name, using another tree will result in immediate expulsion from the park.

    • Second, there will be no mowing of lawns, if you insist on cutting your grass, burn it

    • Third, keep Jerell (the parks Taxidermist) on speed trial, trust me, you`ll need him

    • Fourth, you must learn to spit without opening your mouth

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    • Fifth, you need at the minimum a 4th grade graduation, this park has standards and we`d like to maintain our `Trailer Park Of The Year Award`

    • Sixth, we have a strict dress code which Insists that you wear no clothes that cover your whole belly.

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    • And last but not least, nobody is allowed to have *** with your sister except you.

    Fight Policies

    • No automatic's allowed, If needed, single shot shotguns, handguns, and semi-automatic rifles are allowed for combat. Any automatic firearms found will be ceased.

    • When dealing with your first dead body, DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT call the police, grab the Hydrochloric Acid from the Dilapidated shed and dispose of the body immediately.

    • Always keep nipples duct taped

    Misc.

    • Please do not put a cigarette in your ***** and pretend like it’s smoking.

    • No jewellery except **** rings.

    • No uncheduled dissapearences from the park, you must sign out each time for safety reasons, only exception is if you're going to a family reunion to pick up chicks.



    "******" -R.Neck



    And before we end the tour, I'd just like to let you know that we have a great technical team here, so if you ever have any technological problems be sure to let them know!



    bc



    -Phart<
     
    #1 PhartacusX, Nov 28, 2014
  2. In before lock.
     
    #2 King-Arthurs-Corp, Nov 28, 2014
  3. Why would it be locked?
     
    #3 PhartacusX, Nov 28, 2014
  4. Support. That is one high class trailer park.
     
    #4 Il-Entropic_Ronin-lI, Nov 28, 2014
  5. This is why Alabama is known for its amazing class.
     
    #5 Crowfeeder, Nov 28, 2014
  6. That had the potential to be humorous...but it wasn't.... now I just feel bad for the OP...as I'm convinced this is his/her lifestyle
     
    #6 ----___Trip--X--Saint---____, Nov 28, 2014
  7. I swear it isnt..

     
    #7 PhartacusX, Nov 28, 2014
  8. Hey, Phart has a hot sister. I don't blame him. I do her all the time.


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    #8 Crowfeeder, Nov 28, 2014



  9. Forums not only have adults but they have kids. This content is not appropriate for minors at all.
     
    #9 King-Arthurs-Corp, Nov 28, 2014
  10. Hence the warning at the beginning of the post!
     
    #10 PhartacusX, Nov 28, 2014
  11. She's kinda like the community *** doll.

    I mean, she's 11 and already had six abortions
     
    #11 PhartacusX, Nov 28, 2014
  12. Only six?
     
    #12 Il-Entropic_Ronin-lI, Nov 28, 2014

  13. 1) This is under "Other Kaw Discussion" when it should clearly be under "Off Topic"
    2) As said, before minors are in forums too, and this inappropriate to the next level for them.
    3) This seems to promote racism.
    4) There is no truth behind this post. It clearly seems to be promoting lies.
     
    #13 King-Arthurs-Corp, Nov 28, 2014
  14. A good forumer could have done such a better job with this thread.

    Where is ashes when we need him? Oh yeah, I know where he is. He is probably making a good thread that isn't completely retarded and filled with redneck stereotypes.


    YouTube channel DemolitionRanch - guy is a redneck, but he is also a well educated veterinarian.

    Hickok45- also redneck, but is a former drug task force agent.

    22plinkster- also a redneck. But out of all gun channels I follow, he is one of the most respectful gun channel owners on the web. All of his videos can be watched by any age group.

    In 2013, 44% of military enlistment came from the south. The northeast accounted only 14%.

    Nobody can dispute some of our most beloved comedians - Jeff foxworthy, bill engval, and Larry the cable guy, are rednecks.

    Where would we be without our Johnny cash, hank Williams. Willie Nelson, hank jr, Garth brooks, Toby Keith, Alan Jackson, trace Adkins, Rodney Atkins, or brad paisley CD's.

    Proud To Be a Redneck
    Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots and ruined your black tie affair
     
    #14 JWB, Nov 28, 2014
  15. I thought it was funny. Inappropriate for anybody under 13 who wouldn't already understand it but no big deal. Just a goofy "off topic" to five people something to read at 2 am... o_O
     
    #15 swordmaster2, Nov 28, 2014
  16. TZ noted 
     
    #16 JWB, Nov 28, 2014
  17. Idiot trying to be cool with the first post :roll:


    Funny read, good job OP!
     
    #17 21robber21, Nov 28, 2014
  18. I don't know what you're trying to prove. This thread is clearly a joke and if your offended by it then I'm truly sorry.
     
    #18 PhartacusX, Nov 28, 2014
  19. Lighten up people. Take it for what it is. Jeeeeez.
     
    #19 standard, Nov 28, 2014
  20. It's ok to post racist things about white people but if it's Asian, Hispanic, or African its deemed racist. I'm half Mexican and Half white I find this offensive and not funny.

    Mainly because your saying white people are filthy and not smart. Hence the pics and the reference to using a tree as a bathroom.

    This should get you banned for breaking ToU
     
    #20 Aries, Nov 28, 2014
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