Half empty. A person is dying. They ask whether they will live? You are most certain they will die. What do you say?
Both witches watching both watches? Lol I don't know to be honest... Why does Sea World have a seafoodrestaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Omg....I could be eating a slow learner.
Your favorite color is orange. What is your 3rd cousins pets name? *EDIT* Not a question but what is your favorite color? "Orange" INCORRECT! Your favorite color is blue. What is your favorite color? "Blue" INCORRECT! Your favorite color is orange.