MANDATORY RECALL THE PROPACK ITEM "General Zalthius' Helmet" has been recalled. REASON: The 10% bonus to attack and defense is still activated. But, unfortunately, General Zalthius was found guilty of breaking and entering, and malicious panty sniffing. His attorneys have blamed his behavior on the rare power transmitted to his head via this winged rooster helmet. The General himself said the "rooster head design" itself had been a big factor in his undeniable urge to violate the legal boundaries of his urges. "People said this helmet made me look like a panty sniffing pedo....and I got tired of the stereotype. Might as well embrace it." said the General. Helmet enthusiasts are asked to turn your helmet into your local Burger King to exchange it for a king crown...which has no value or bonus to att/def...but looks way cooler, and hell, you can pick up a Whopper meal for free with the transition. And maybe some satisfries.
Whew. Last time I tried to replace my half eaten fry for a half eaten burger and they escorted me off the property. They dont like me so I thought they would charge me. They dont approve of my trades