I'm sorry

Discussion in 'Wars' started by SOT_Evil_Doctor_Porkchop, Oct 25, 2014.

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  1. Never be sorry for following your dreams. I, am a professional seal jumper. My record being 31 seal jumps in 60 seconds. 1 off the world record. Without the support of my family and friends I would never have made it this far in my career. If I had of been sorry I would only be mediocre, but look at me now top of the world. All those kids that dunked my head and the toilet and beat me up in high school have boring jobs like lawyers, security guards for celebrities, playboy photographer, and swimsuit competition judge. But where am I? Professional seal jumper, I really am the most successful person I know
     
    #21 -DropbeaR-, Oct 27, 2014
  2. Made me laugh^
     
    #22 llHllAIINlIDlI-of-IlGIIOllDll, Oct 27, 2014
  3. :3
     
    #23 -DropbeaR-, Oct 27, 2014
  4. Lmao
     
    #24 _-6unn3rMan-_, Oct 27, 2014
  5. :lol: 
     
    #25 Hill_, Oct 27, 2014
  6. Haha professional seal jumper. I'm a jumper made of wool with a picture of a seal. So jealous I'll never trump that.
     
    #26 Dave, Oct 27, 2014
  7. Lmmfao! This threads getting better xP
     
    #27 iZombieBagger, Oct 27, 2014
  8. Thanks guys I'm here all week 
     
    #28 -DropbeaR-, Oct 27, 2014
  9. Try Narwhal jumping. We promise we won't do anything...
     
    #29 -Narwhal, Oct 27, 2014
  10. Apology not accepted
     
    #30 -AlphaPrime-, Oct 27, 2014
  11. Was that seal humping? Damn crazy yanks

    I've heard of seal clubbing, but each to there own,

    I need to find a seal
     
    #31 NAT1501, Oct 27, 2014
  12. Sounds like fun, I'd buy a seal and try it out, if they weren't so difficult to acquire :)
     
    #32 TurdFerguson1000, Oct 27, 2014
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