KAW Butthurt report

KAW BUTTHURT REPORT FORM
Provided as a public service by The Dept. of KAW Social Interactions

DATE AND TIME THAT YOU EXPERIENCED BUTTHURT: __________________________

• PLEASE DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF THE BUTTHURT.
  
  □ Didn’t Understand what was happening
  □ Was Amazed By Other Players Skills
  □ Felt Like A Complete Noob
  □ Was Humiliated By Own Incompetence
  □ Accused Another Of Cheating Because Of One Of The Above
  □ Got Owned In World Chat
  □ Player Started Farming More Than I could Handled
  □ Tried To Start A Farm But Couldn’t Complete The Task
  □ Something I Saw On World Chat
  □ Got Stripped During EE
  □ Fell asleep and woke up Naked and Afraid
  Other (Please specify) _____________________________________________________________
  
  PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE INCIDENT OF BUTTHURT.
  □ Someone made a comment or post in forums or on WC that I didn’t agree with
  □ Someone posted a meme or drawing/cartoon that I didn't like
  □ Someone wrote a field report, story or anecdote that brought up Bad Memories and made me cry
  □ I lost an argument in open WC and felt dumb
  □ I asked for help, got my clan more attention from the other clan, then caught flak from my own clan
  □ I pissed off my clan and some of them changed sides, now everyone hates me a little more
  □ I think that my attack or spy buttons don’t work correctly
  □ Everyone seems to be able to Ingress better than I do
  Other (Please describe.)
  (Y)  (N)  Were there tears?
  (Y)  (N)  Was there permanent mental scarring from the butthurt?
  (Y)  (N)  Was there lost sleep from the butthurt?
  (Y)  (N)  Did you miss work or arrive late to work because of the butthurt?
  (Y)  (N)  Were you forced to employ a Coping Mechanism, such as uninstalling Ingress, 
                            alcohol consumption, or breaking your phone?
  (Y)  (N)  Were the police involved?
  (Y)  (N)  Was there any incident of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome resulting from you typing up 
                            long-ass Butthurt Rebuttals?
  
  PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO CAUSED THE BUTTHURT.
  □ They are a big meanie poopy face who should be banned from KAW and the internet forever or at least until they learn that I am right and superior and they are wrong and should bow down and worship me now…
  □ They deserve to be hunted down like a dog and shot dead on their own front porch.
  □ They and their clan deserve to be rounded up and forced to preach the greatness of Spragga.
  □ There should be laws to punish people like that.
  □ They should be kicked out of every clan, because they shouldn’t don’t DO stuff like that here. We hit EBs not each other!
  □ They should be just as accountable for their actions online as they are in the real world so I can have access to all their personal information so I can stalk them.
  □ All of the above.
  
  DID YOU TAKE ANY ACTIONS YOURSELF REGARDING THE BUTTHURT?
  □ I whined and complained in world chat or clan and in all my 3rd Party Apps/.
  □ I now report them to mods anytime I see them do anything in WC.
  □ I posted this persons RL information everywhere I could think of; they’ll get a Molotov cocktail through their bedroom window sooner or later, and that’ll teach them to mess with me.
  □ I realized that arguing on KAW or the internet is usually pointless and found something else to do with my time.

et's do this again. No drama on this thread lol. Let's get this on best of.