Forum section for butt hurt noobs

After perusing through forums over my morning coffee. I began to notice the ammount of butt hurt noob posts in active topics was astounding. Then it hit me. They should have their own section in forums.
So here is my idea lets give them their own section.

And I appolize for not including bb codes, gifs or a long drawn out explanation. My idea is pretty simple so didnt feel the need to dress it up.

 

I prefer to say I have anal blindness. Cant bring myself to read most of the **** people seem to post.

 

Ashaya no wasnt me. If your trying to troll then just move along

 

And double posts isnt the posters fault. It is a glitch out of our control.

 

You dont remember them being said by me. Also I dont recall reading it.