StripTease is a joke. They are as their name implies, just a tease. Their council run their mouth on WC but when hits start flying they go inactive. Hotty and the silicone gremlin(Barbie) thought it cute to get diarrhea of the mouth in world chat. When hit more than FIVE time (OMG!! farming!! oh noes) they sit there and try to let their clan handle it which is funny. Having been put in CA for a few hours only 1 person consistently hits. By hits I mean scout bombs (OH NO! NOT MY SCOUT DEF POTS) pretty said when you “hardened osw vets” can't pin ONE person. But alas I grow bored of this post. So I leave you this, if anyone at Striptease would like to receive a ceasefire, please fill out the form below, provided by KaW’s Dept. of Social Interactions. ~Naomi KAW BUTTHURT REPORT FORM Provided as a public service by The Dept. of KAW Social Interactions DATE AND TIME THAT YOU EXPERIENCED BUTTHURT: __________________________ PLEASE DESCRIBE THE NATURE OF THE BUTTHURT. □ Didn’t Understand what was happening □ Was Amazed By Other Players Skills □ Felt Like A Complete Noob □ Was Humiliated By Own Incompetence □ Accused Another Of Cheating Because Of One Of The Above □ Got Owned In World Chat □ Player Started Farming More Than I could Handled □ Tried To Start A Farm But Couldn’t Complete The Task □ Something I Saw On World Chat □ Got Stripped During EE □ Fell asleep and woke up Naked and Afraid Other (Please specify) _____________________________________________________________ PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE INCIDENT OF BUTTHURT. □ Someone made a comment or post in forums or on WC that I didn’t agree with □ Someone posted a meme or drawing/cartoon that I didn't like □ Someone wrote a field report, story or anecdote that brought up Bad Memories and made me cry □ I lost an argument in open WC and felt dumb □ I asked for help, got my clan more attention from the other clan, then caught flak from my own clan □ I pissed off my clan and some of them changed sides, now everyone hates me a little more □ I think that my attack or spy buttons don’t work correctly □ Everyone seems to be able to Ingress better than I do Other (Please describe.) (Y) (N) Were there tears? (Y) (N) Was there permanent mental scarring from the butthurt? (Y) (N) Was there lost sleep from the butthurt? (Y) (N) Did you miss work or arrive late to work because of the butthurt? (Y) (N) Were you forced to employ a Coping Mechanism, such as uninstalling Ingress, alcohol consumption, or breaking your phone? (Y) (N) Were the police involved? (Y) (N) Was there any incident of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome resulting from you typing up long-ass Butthurt Rebuttals? PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT THE PERSON WHO CAUSED THE BUTTHURT. □ They are a big meanie poopy face who should be banned from KAW and the internet forever or at least until they learn that I am right and superior and they are wrong and should bow down and worship me now… □ They deserve to be hunted down like a dog and shot dead on their own front porch. □ They and their clan deserve to be rounded up and forced to preach the greatness of Spragga. □ There should be laws to punish people like that. □ They should be kicked out of every clan, because they shouldn’t don’t DO stuff like that here. We hit EBs not each other! □ They should be just as accountable for their actions online as they are in the real world so I can have access to all their personal information so I can stalk them. □ All of the above. DID YOU TAKE ANY ACTIONS YOURSELF REGARDING THE BUTTHURT? □ I whined and complained in world chat or clan and in all my 3rd Party Apps/. □ I now report them to mods anytime I see them do anything in WC. □ I posted this persons RL information everywhere I could think of; they’ll get a Molotov cocktail through their bedroom window sooner or later, and that’ll teach them to mess with me. □ I realized that arguing on KAW or the internet is usually pointless and found something else to do with my time.
Naomi your council requested a cf on you and Dion because we are good friends, regardless you won't like the outcome now. BTW they're real. Silicone not necessary.
Lol Naomi I love your pretty spells. But a Hansel with Def pots is just silly. Almost like your last build before you threw a tantrum for being perm silenced. Someone's afraid of inc eh? Missing your towers?
Afraid of inc from who? Certainly not you! How about you, hotty, and dark thunder ss your newsfeed and we compare. And if you really wish to talk about tantrums, let's talk about the tantrum you through when you were thrown out of BH after you gave half the clan those "drunk" pics. It's OK everyone has a dream. Some realistic others not so much. And I'm off to keep farming you guys. Keep being a word warrior gremlin.