tiger and devs comic - kaw edition

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by IX_THoR_XI, Feb 27, 2014.

  1. Decided to put all most posts here
     
  2. Tiger: why were we matched w a clan 17 spots above us
    Devs: hit ratio blah blah bfa blah blah bfe blah blah
    Tiger: r u kiddin me? 17 spots!
    Devs: Daym, we plead the 5th
    Tiger: wtf devs u biased huh
    Devs: [automated message] please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u
    Tiger: wtf I know u are there
    Devs: no we not...umm...please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u
    Tiger: this is rh, Thk for caterin to us
    Devs: no problem
    Tiger: caught u!
    Devs: noooo...please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u
     
  3. Devs: huh
    Tiger: lbs, u matched us w lbs and we had none
    Devs: huh I can't hear
    Tiger: what u mean u can't hear, u heard me loud and clear b4 how u all the sudden lose ur hearing. It doesn't matter if u can't see - look see lbs there and look no lbs here
    Devs: huh...what, I'm blind
    Tiger: my god, ur blind that explains the matches
    Devs: [walkin away...runs in a lampost]
     
  4. Devs: huh I'm not real
    Tiger: no ur not
    Devs: what!
    Tiger: my god ur dumb....at least u r playin ur role as a dev right.
    Devs: huh?
    Tiger: forget it, dun think too hard u will hurt urself. Btw u ok - u ran into lamp post hard.
    Devs: I'm ok being blind has it advantages.
    Tiger: I thought u were deaf too - how comes u can hear me now?
    Devs: what, omg I'm healed
    Tiger: sorry what u say, I was looki at that hit girl
    Devs: where?
    Tiger: there [pointin to the right]
    Devs: Daym she is hot
    Tiger: wait a min u claimed u were blind!
    Devs: omg I'm healed
    Tiger: wtf u Lyin to me! Now explain that mad match!
    Devs: please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u
    Tiger: wtf!
     
  5. * all characters are fictional. any likeness is coincidence. All names have been changed.

    Credits -
    Tiger.................unstoppabletiger
    Devs.................unstoppabletiger
    Lamp post.........lamp post
    Hot girl..............Jennifer Lawrence
     
  6. Lol we use sh cuz we tryin to avoid rh

    If we didn't - we'd get rh more regularly

    Devs: true you would
    Tiger: wtf u didn't have to say that
    Devs: just bein honest
    Tiger: what about when u said u were blind and deaf
    Devs: I told u I was healed!
    Tiger: now that ur healed does that mean no more matches w rh?
    Devs: please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u
    Tiger: wtf!
     
  7. I dun complain about no matches

    Lol I prefer no matches over mismatches

    Devs: true no one likes a mismatch
    Tiger: wtf then why u give us a mismatch
    Devs: well accordin to our algorithm we found that you guys would be a good match...
    Tiger: (jumpin in to finish dev's sentence) ...for us to egg our ass whooped
    Devs: now now, dun put words in my mouth.
    Tiger: algorithm my butt! According to your computer what were our chances of winning?
    Devs: well our computer tells us if they didn't mith, didn't use pots, and didn't xstal then you guys had a 50/50 chance but u all would need to have pots, mith up and xstal 2 times.
    Tiger: wtf we only allowed 1 xstal inn1 hr war!
    Devs: really only 1 xstal, make that a 40% chance of winning then
    Tiger: what if they use xstals, pots and mith
    Devs: then u f ed...0.00000000000001% chance of winning.
    Tiger: wtf, are you out of ur mind! Who wars w/o xstals, mith and pots? Tell me!
    Devs: please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u
    Tiger: (tiger choking devs)
    Devs: arrrrggg....please leave feedback.... gasp.... on forums and we will....aaarrrggg... get back to u....aarrrgggg
     
  8. It's not fiction without the spaghetti

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  9. Tiger: can u give me 50 rancor?
    Devs: I can't do that.
    Tiger: really
    Devs: sorry about rh. Does ur butt hurt?
    Tiger: nah I told u I actually made gold off war?
    Devs: o u think I'm talkin about kaw? Man my butt hurts a lot!
    Tiger: wtf why would u think I'm not talkin about kaw? Wait r u talkin about rl butt hurt? Why would my butt hurt in rl??? Wait...dude I dun need to know what u do in rl!
    Devs: o shoot...
    Tiger: tmi bro! Wtf
    Devs: please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u
     
  10. Using ur own logic...

    ur saying that a clan w 3x more bfa than us and almost 2x bfe and bigger complete stats is close to us? Hmmm...what kind of logic a that?

    Devs: um I think it makes sense.
    Tiger: wtf, can u do math?
    Devs: nah bro I have dyscalculia
    Tiger: dyscalculi-what???
    Devs: it's a math disability - totally legit
    Tiger: can't u draw a graph right?
    Devs: I have dysgraphia too?
    Tiger: what?
    Devs: it's another disability I have - I can't draw right
    Tiger: wtf! U got problems!
    Devs: yup
    Tiger: how do you create matches?
    Devs: I have a monkey draw names from a hat. Daym I'm too transparent when I drink
    Tiger: that's messed up! Come here so I can beat u!
    Devs: please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u
     
  11. Devs: true dun complain, submit to ur overlords, we never make mistakes, we r infallible
    Tiger: shhhh
    Devs: how dare you shhh ur master
    Tiger: shhhh
    Devs: stop it u know I dun like it when u shhh me
    Tiger: shhhhhh
    Devs: mommy tiger is shhhh-ing me
    Tiger: lol

    Lol I am loopy, I like to poke fun even at my expense, I crack myself up. Actually I find this to b quite cathartic (kiddies this is an sat word).
     
  12. Too bad I draw like a right handed drunk monkey using his left hand

    Devs: true u can't draw worth poop
    Tiger: but it's soo bad it almost looks creative
    Devs: no....no....who told u that
    Tiger: u did!
    Devs: I lied
    Tiger: Daym
     
  13. We got insane asylum - it appears a decent match.

    Btw accordin to devs logic there should have been a lot more matches that were similar to our clans - clans matched w another clan 15-20 spots away. I fact that this is a rarity points out devs stupidity.

    Devs: r u callin me stupid
    Tiger: please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u
    Devs: wtf u can't pull that on me, u can't use my line
    Tiger: please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u
     
  14. Devs: see I do a good job at matching.
    Tiger: what u talkin about Willis?
    Devs: I'm do good at matchin, I'm king of memory.
    Tiger: memory?
    Devs: yes the card game where u have to find pairs of cards that are face down, it's called memory cuz u have to remember where each card is positioned in order to find its pair.
    Tiger: o I know that game. Let's play
    [5 min later]
    Tiger: I dun think ur playin memory right.
    Devs: what u talking about?
    Tiger: u keep sayin each card u pick up is a match but they look nothing alike. See [a] are not the same! And when I picked up [c][c], u said nope not a match
    Devs: dude this is how I play memory - stop makin up new rules cuz u losin!
    Tiger: wtf this is not how u play memory. Look here on YouTube - this is how u play memory. U just said ur memory skills is helps u match clans - ur memory skills suck.
    Devs: dun tell me how to play memory. Stop hatin!
    Tiger: wtf!!!
    Devs: I can't hear u
    Tiger: hear this (kick him in OO)
    Devs: ffffff out (passes out)
    Tiger: please leave feedback on my kick to ur OO in forums and i will get back to u
     
  15. Spam? I think so.
     
  16. Wanted to thank ninja 4 moving posts over to this thread!
     
  17. ugh. Moving to FF
     
  18. Hmmm not showin up in active topics...