Tiger: why were we matched w a clan 17 spots above us Devs: hit ratio blah blah bfa blah blah bfe blah blah Tiger: r u kiddin me? 17 spots! Devs: Daym, we plead the 5th Tiger: wtf devs u biased huh Devs: [automated message] please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u Tiger: wtf I know u are there Devs: no we not...umm...please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u Tiger: this is rh, Thk for caterin to us Devs: no problem Tiger: caught u! Devs: noooo...please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u
Devs: huh Tiger: lbs, u matched us w lbs and we had none Devs: huh I can't hear Tiger: what u mean u can't hear, u heard me loud and clear b4 how u all the sudden lose ur hearing. It doesn't matter if u can't see - look see lbs there and look no lbs here Devs: huh...what, I'm blind Tiger: my god, ur blind that explains the matches Devs: [walkin away...runs in a lampost]
Devs: huh I'm not real Tiger: no ur not Devs: what! Tiger: my god ur dumb....at least u r playin ur role as a dev right. Devs: huh? Tiger: forget it, dun think too hard u will hurt urself. Btw u ok - u ran into lamp post hard. Devs: I'm ok being blind has it advantages. Tiger: I thought u were deaf too - how comes u can hear me now? Devs: what, omg I'm healed Tiger: sorry what u say, I was looki at that hit girl Devs: where? Tiger: there [pointin to the right] Devs: Daym she is hot Tiger: wait a min u claimed u were blind! Devs: omg I'm healed Tiger: wtf u Lyin to me! Now explain that mad match! Devs: please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u Tiger: wtf!
* all characters are fictional. any likeness is coincidence. All names have been changed. Credits - Tiger.................unstoppabletiger Devs.................unstoppabletiger Lamp post.........lamp post Hot girl..............Jennifer Lawrence
Lol we use sh cuz we tryin to avoid rh If we didn't - we'd get rh more regularly Devs: true you would Tiger: wtf u didn't have to say that Devs: just bein honest Tiger: what about when u said u were blind and deaf Devs: I told u I was healed! Tiger: now that ur healed does that mean no more matches w rh? Devs: please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u Tiger: wtf!
I dun complain about no matches Lol I prefer no matches over mismatches Devs: true no one likes a mismatch Tiger: wtf then why u give us a mismatch Devs: well accordin to our algorithm we found that you guys would be a good match... Tiger: (jumpin in to finish dev's sentence) ...for us to egg our ass whooped Devs: now now, dun put words in my mouth. Tiger: algorithm my butt! According to your computer what were our chances of winning? Devs: well our computer tells us if they didn't mith, didn't use pots, and didn't xstal then you guys had a 50/50 chance but u all would need to have pots, mith up and xstal 2 times. Tiger: wtf we only allowed 1 xstal inn1 hr war! Devs: really only 1 xstal, make that a 40% chance of winning then Tiger: what if they use xstals, pots and mith Devs: then u f ed...0.00000000000001% chance of winning. Tiger: wtf, are you out of ur mind! Who wars w/o xstals, mith and pots? Tell me! Devs: please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u Tiger: (tiger choking devs) Devs: arrrrggg....please leave feedback.... gasp.... on forums and we will....aaarrrggg... get back to u....aarrrgggg
Tiger: can u give me 50 rancor? Devs: I can't do that. Tiger: really Devs: sorry about rh. Does ur butt hurt? Tiger: nah I told u I actually made gold off war? Devs: o u think I'm talkin about kaw? Man my butt hurts a lot! Tiger: wtf why would u think I'm not talkin about kaw? Wait r u talkin about rl butt hurt? Why would my butt hurt in rl??? Wait...dude I dun need to know what u do in rl! Devs: o shoot... Tiger: tmi bro! Wtf Devs: please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u
Using ur own logic... ur saying that a clan w 3x more bfa than us and almost 2x bfe and bigger complete stats is close to us? Hmmm...what kind of logic a that? Devs: um I think it makes sense. Tiger: wtf, can u do math? Devs: nah bro I have dyscalculia Tiger: dyscalculi-what??? Devs: it's a math disability - totally legit Tiger: can't u draw a graph right? Devs: I have dysgraphia too? Tiger: what? Devs: it's another disability I have - I can't draw right Tiger: wtf! U got problems! Devs: yup Tiger: how do you create matches? Devs: I have a monkey draw names from a hat. Daym I'm too transparent when I drink Tiger: that's messed up! Come here so I can beat u! Devs: please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u
Devs: true dun complain, submit to ur overlords, we never make mistakes, we r infallible Tiger: shhhh Devs: how dare you shhh ur master Tiger: shhhh Devs: stop it u know I dun like it when u shhh me Tiger: shhhhhh Devs: mommy tiger is shhhh-ing me Tiger: lol Lol I am loopy, I like to poke fun even at my expense, I crack myself up. Actually I find this to b quite cathartic (kiddies this is an sat word).
Too bad I draw like a right handed drunk monkey using his left hand Devs: true u can't draw worth poop Tiger: but it's soo bad it almost looks creative Devs: no....no....who told u that Tiger: u did! Devs: I lied Tiger: Daym
We got insane asylum - it appears a decent match. Btw accordin to devs logic there should have been a lot more matches that were similar to our clans - clans matched w another clan 15-20 spots away. I fact that this is a rarity points out devs stupidity. Devs: r u callin me stupid Tiger: please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u Devs: wtf u can't pull that on me, u can't use my line Tiger: please leave feedback on forums and we will get back to u
Devs: see I do a good job at matching. Tiger: what u talkin about Willis? Devs: I'm do good at matchin, I'm king of memory. Tiger: memory? Devs: yes the card game where u have to find pairs of cards that are face down, it's called memory cuz u have to remember where each card is positioned in order to find its pair. Tiger: o I know that game. Let's play [5 min later] Tiger: I dun think ur playin memory right. Devs: what u talking about? Tiger: u keep sayin each card u pick up is a match but they look nothing alike. See [a] are not the same! And when I picked up [c][c], u said nope not a match Devs: dude this is how I play memory - stop makin up new rules cuz u losin! Tiger: wtf this is not how u play memory. Look here on YouTube - this is how u play memory. U just said ur memory skills is helps u match clans - ur memory skills suck. Devs: dun tell me how to play memory. Stop hatin! Tiger: wtf!!! Devs: I can't hear u Tiger: hear this (kick him in OO) Devs: ffffff out (passes out) Tiger: please leave feedback on my kick to ur OO in forums and i will get back to u