How NOT to make a Reset Bomb

Discussion in 'Guides' started by Odysseus, Jan 6, 2014.

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  1. Is this what everything has been reduced to?? What started of watching a little boy pulling the pigtails of a little girl in the school yard, has slowly descended into what is tantamount to the kaw equivalent to a parliamentary chamber - both sides yelling raaa raaa raaa when the other speaks 

    I love humorous stuff but come on, this is borderline bromance stuff, get a room, or at least if we're gonna insult can we include mom stuff?? 

    Out of curiosity did I see someone from zaft back there finally admit Ajax started this with Res one?? If so how'd y'all get dragged in this far ??

    Just saying 

     
  2. Chair noticeable by absence
     
  3. Matrix if you don't come up with my alleged former ZAFT name stay out the thread because you are showing your noobishness. Is that a real word?
     
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    As I mentioned in my last post, I was going to tell you where this thread was headed when I started it. Here it is....

    One of the things about Pooper is that his ego is so big, it's easy to manipulate him. Tell him his daddy won't let him post here and he does. In this case his Mommy. Reader mail tells me that Purse is running their circus. Who knows? Tell him your going to farm him and he stays pinned for a week. Which brings us to Pooper's wall.

    Some of you have read it. It's impressive, isn't it? He's been self pinning for days and only taken a few hits and steals. To be honest, one of the "Oops" I didn't actually get a hit in. I just like screwing with him. It's funny to watch him rant on his wall.

    On the other hand, I've taken plenty of hits. I'm small and pathetic. Pooper truly whipped my ass. For staying self pinned almost a week Pooper and taking almost no hits and steals, I grant you the title of KaW God.

    Some of you may be wondering. How is it possible to stay pinned that long? You'd have to basically stay online 24/7 keeping your spies and troops pinned. The answer is, it's virtually not humanly possible.

    Think about it. Could YOU play that long without even sleeping? Yes, you can have friends keeping you pinned while you sleep. But as anyone who's had a clan mate stripped on KaW knows, you can pin your clan mate, but there are still windows where the enemy can get through. That's why they keep trying even though you're pinning your clan mate.

    So how do you do it? Probably by using the same method Pooper did the last time when he knew we were after him. The time we stripped him naked of trillions as his account sat inactive gathering dust for weeks while he recovered from "surgery". Or whatever the lame cover story was he gave as to why he was unable to log on and access his account. Ask PoppaBear if UC has a standard excuse list they use. I don't know.

    So there we have it. Resilient_ZombieTrooper. Proven liar. "KaW God."

    Now some of you may be saying "You're accusing him of cheating without proof."

    No, I'm not. He's the one who posted his impressive record on his wall for all of KaW to see. I'm just speculating as to how he did it. I know I can't do it. Not and stay within the rules of the game.

    I have to eat, sleep and work. Most of us do. That's why so many of us own reset bombs now. It's simply not possible for us to watch our accounts 24/7 for days and weeks. So how does Pooper (and his friend James, btw) manage to do it? One can only guess. There's one sure way to find out. Pooper can come and tell us. We'd love to learn how to be better KaW players, Poop.

    Please come and teach us.

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    Bring the monkey with you. We have questions for him too.


    ;)
     
  5. We'll get to that later. Count on it. Stay tuned.
     
  6. That's amusing, because when I used to post here as "Seeker of Truth" and "Rumor Control" you clowns constantly accused me of being Phil. Either I'm as good as Phil is or I'm not.

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    Make up your minds.


    ;)
     
  7. What happened to Phil anyway?
     
  8. I don't know. I've been semi inactive for a while. My information networks are dusty.

    Readers, anyone seen Phil lately?
     
  9. Sorry bro. I was checking your ally list.

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    If we can't get RVD to rehire his bomb would you be willing to do it so we can proceed with the demonstration? We'll give you time to bank after you hire.


    :)
     
  10. Chair-

    You really need some new pics. You have been posting the same ones over and over in this thread.
     
  11. Checking my ally list? I'm only just at mp and only took me an hour to get, go ahead strip me

    And @kill. The person who told me doesn't want his name on this thread
     
  12. Matrix you talking rubbish. If you have my ZAFT name put it here or shut up and clear off.
     
  13. Calm down, I was told by someone but he doesn't want bringing into this thread, and I never said you definitely was, I said..... Wait for it..... Wasn't you and ex zaft? Which is a question not an accusation or a statement
     
  14. Okies matrix perhaps that was harsh. Your source lied to you. Feel free to post though I don't mind. ️
     
  15. So you have never been zaft?

    Before you respond take a sec to look at the question mark :)
     
  16. Lol ok I see the question mark.  if you have a name post it here I really don't mind.
     
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    I'm busy trying to stay pinned so I don't get forcibly entered without lubrication. Unlike some people I can't stay self pinned for days and weeks and still get other stuff done. Plus it takes time to write this material. I'll see what I can do.

    In the meantime here's a photo sent to me by the good folks at ZAFT Recon of some RESILIENCE clan members that they caught reading this thread. Enjoy.

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    ( Photo courtesy of "Al" ZAFT Recon)

    And nothing says YOU can't post photos here. It's not that hard. There's a thread that shows how to do it. That's where I learned.

    Readers let's see your best "Monkey Poop" or "Ask the Monkey" photos. If we get enough we can have a contest.

    More details later. Stay tuned.

    :)
     
  18. LOL funnily enough I heard someone say something about Ajax n res one, actually, I joked around with Ajax saying hit res 0ne or gina Lynn coz they where both the biggest hansels on LB, coz Ajax said he was bored.

    Ajax then love taps res one and voila lmao
     
  19. Then res one can't take hits gets res on Ajax, Ajax sparks convo with laoda, laoda can't take hits calls in Zaft, neither side can take hits calls in alliance,
     
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