How NOT to make a Reset Bomb

Discussion in 'Guides' started by Odysseus, Jan 6, 2014.

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  1. Did the devs add another defense pot ? Somebody needs to tell pooper there is only 13.
     
  2. That would be, that's how I win. Why would I ask someone to leave so I could lose? And Pooper's welcome to stay, We're looking forward to learning useful insights in the art of reset bombs. ;)

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  3. Sorry chair, wish you had some comprehension to what im saying. but apparently youre too oblivious. Oh well.
     
  4. Some people advertise their bombs to keep mp. Others it's a taunt. Na na na you won't be willing to lose the same as I may or may not lose if you take that risk. Kinda thing
     
  5. Ok, I'm open minded and kinda bored waiting on Pooper to think up an entertaining answer. I was cooking some pork with greens and onions (Cooking is a hobby. I'm playing with curries right now. If any of the forum community reading likes to cook, we could post our favorite recipes while we wait for Pooper. Having forum fun is what it's all about) but I'm done now so we could discuss the logic if you'd like

    Everyone loses by getting showed up. That's why it's called getting showed up. You're implying that I'm cheating to gain an advantage by asking you to leave so I can win. If I was losing and asking you to leave the thread, that's how I'd be winning, not losing. You'd be gone. I win. That's how I won.

    Anyway, ponder it.

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  6. While we're waiting for Pooper to finish playing on his wall as his spies are zero'd out I'll share some more useful insights from the ZAFT EOD techs.

    You can only reset your bomb once in 24 hours.

    You make think to yourself, well, that's obvious. But not to everyone. For example

    Say your name is U_C_RDV-1992_U_C and your bomb keeps getting hired almost daily. You're in a hurry to get it back up to value so you can make plunder again. But as soon you do, it's hired. Unless you have a back up plan, you're out of luck until you can reset and volley your bomb back up.

    Here's something sent to me from the guys and gals in ZAFT Recon. Like the NSA, they've always got their eyes on world chat for interesting posts.

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    Bro, it's a strip war. You don't get a hall pass from the enemy to go off and do EE wars. No respect? You should be doing it. It's a WAR bro.

    By the way. What's on YOUR ally list?
     
  7. I challenge your theory. I have my shield to lvl 8 and like 6 or 7 m cs.. hire me... plz I need to upgrade
     
  8. Well, another fun filled day on KaW. We're still waiting for those answers from Pooper. I've put a request out to his father. Hopefully we'll get some answers soon. We'll get to our questions and some reader mail shortly.

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    What's on YOUR ally list?
     
  9. Please I would like to suggest that Res accounts just tell the truth. It's OSW you guys involved in so no one side will take the moral high ground but on this thread at least Res telling porky pies (lies).

    If you gonna discuss in forum please Res just stick to the truth.
     
  10. @ High voltage, ummm...1/8/14 is the date, moron. I put the statistics after the date and time Perhaps you should start by reading children's books And might I suggest changing your name to Low-Watt?

    So, we have some questions for chairpad. He clearly states on page 12 of this thread that he is "pinning on eb's for upgrades". Yet on my wall he says he is "making cash" from me. Does he know which one he is doing?

    A short time later I mock him here for being incapable of winning even one attack on me in 24 hours. Suddenly he appears on Steph's wall stating he is "farming James Bond". (Please forgive his typographical and grammatical errors on Steph's wall, he's under a lot of stress). Again, is he unclear as to whether he's farming or hitting the eb?

    At 430pm EST, 1/7/14 (high voltage, 1/7/14 is a date) I posted my losses for him, they were 33260. 24 hours later (430pm EST, 1/8/14), my losses were at 33267. None of the 7 were chairpad's. During this same period I went 103/114/11 steals on him.

    815am EST, 1/9/14 my losses are at 33281. The increase (14 losses) due to Steph. I though I had counted 12 as they were incoming, but was super duper involved in a game of COD at the time). Still no wins for chairpad. Since the start of day 2 at 430pm EST, 1/8/14 I have gone 45/51/11 steals on him.

    So, 40.5 hours into this, chairpad has no wins on me. I'm 148/165/11 on him. Such an embarassment he is to the true zaft fighters

    Now feel free to verify my story by checking the walls/numbers
     
  11. Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news!!! Chairpad just went 4/4 attacks on me Yes, you heard it here first! Chairpad has officially gotten his first successful hits in 40.5 hours Will the real chairpad please stand up?
     

  12. I just got more in. Update your wall. We'll get to the questions after I eat breakfast. I'm trying a new curry this morning. :cool:
     
  13. Oh yes, you got another 5 in. You've officially gotten 9 successful hits in 50 hours. Oh, by the way, during those 9 hits I went 12/13/11 and 12/14/11 steals in you️.

    Grand total after 50 hours:
    Trooper 172/192/11 steals
    ChairlieBrown 9/9/0 atks

    I think you have some catching up to do
     
  14. You are quite the farmer Oh wait, no...you aren't
     
  15. Trooper is not exactly tough and something to brag about considering the stat difference.
     
  16. Well, let's get caught up.

    After our ZAFT EOD and Recon teams crept quietly into Pooper's kingdom in the wee hours of the morning and hauled away his gold for hours while he soundly slept, we had a challenge. I wasn't going to grow. I hadn't been growing in 6 months. At least in Pooper's world. (I've grown about 1.4m since we got into this goat rope Zero and Ajax started) I was 4.8m when we stripped the Pooper. So I told him I'd break 5m by the end of this week.

    I broke 5m last night. Thanks for the nice posts on my wall, btw. Been playing awhile and it's a bit of a milestone. After we zeroed out Pooper's spies for a few hours, I banked what cash I had and went to bed. Pooper pinned to keep his win/loss down and stole from me with his buddy Bond. James Bond. Thanks for the cash James. Those bars I ran on you this morning paid for the pots. I couldn't hit Pooper. He was worried about his wall. And sorry about your wall, Pooper. No one pins forever. Not honestly anyway. Shout out to the DaddyBear. Anyway Pooper, if you'd read the thread, you'd know my strategy. But my strategy on you isn't why we're here. I'll get back to zeroing your spies in a bit. We're here to learn about reset bombs. We still had some questions.

    Why would you use an alt or have a friend to hire the bomb and expect us to buy it back? What was the thinking?


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    Think up an answer. I have the breakfast dishes to do and reader mail to read. ;)
     
  17. OK. Well, while we wait for Pooper to figure out his spies are staying zeroed out all day, so he might as well share his insights with us here, let's get to some reader mail.

    "Bob" writes..."Why is the thread so quiet? Those pics are funny. I don't care who you are. Normally they trash talk a bunch."

    Because they're embarrassed, Bob. The owner's inactive and the Pooper's pinned.

    "Frank" writes... "hey chair. wat clan is zaft recon?"

    It's not a clan Frank. It's members who belong to the Recon team cells. It's like the CIA/NSA plus they get to beat up on people too. They watch world chat and peek at walls. They mostly hunt banks. They do get funny screen shots sometimes too. Remember the UC clan owner one?

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    It's not fair to strip while they EE. Priceless. We'd interview Zero from Res and ask his thoughts about it as a UC clan leader, but he's inactive.

    A shout out to U_C_RDV-1992_U_C from Ultra Clan this morning. Good to see you in my news. Readers may remember him from an earlier post. We'll be checking your list later.

    That's all for now. Stay tuned for answers to the questions we've all been pondering.
     
  18. Chair, your weird RP like posts are kind of disturbing, do they give you pleasure in posting them?
     
  19. Oli if you can show lies fair enough but if not don't detail the thread please.
     
  20. Fair point.

    Oli, the reason someone gets "reader mail" when they do a thread like this is because some readers don't like to post and get hounded by people like you. So they send you a pm. I think I've been in a few more wars on KaW and have a lot more connections than you, so I'll trust my judgement as to the validity of the comment. It's like when people use a "statless" alt to post. You hound them on that too. How do you know who that person is? I know because you did it to me when I made posts with my statless alt. Oh well. Seek the truth and it shall set you free. And that's what we're here for.

    By the way, some of my reader mail said they were looking at what's on YOUR ally list.

    Have a great day/evening on KaW. :)
     
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