You think that's weird? You should see us Americans... We communicate to other countries by using this idiotic dude Obama as a spokesperson. (We also stupidly put him in charge of our country. Mind=Blown.) So, top that.
Let me inform you of what Morth Korea has done... Led by a single family since 1948—first Kim Il-sung, then later Jong-Il and now Jong-un—North Korea has a rich history chequered with both comical and tragic stories. Here's a potted timeline of everything weird and frightful that's come out of the DPRK since its founding. 1950: After just two years of being a country, North Korea invades South Korea because why not? This, as you might have guessed, kicks off the Korean War. 1950s: Soviet Union decides to be helpful, giving North Korea the means to start its nuclear program. 1950s: North Korea constructs Kijong-dong, a fake city situated in the DMZ meant to lure South Korean defectors. It's still there—and uninhabited—today. 1965(ish) Jong-il claims in his biography to have written no fewer than 1,500 books in his three years at university. 1976: Two US Army officers killed by North Korean soldiers in what is known as the Axe Murder Incident. The pair were brutally murdered for pruning a poplar tree. 1978: Kim Jong-Il, not yet ascended to leadership, kidnaps famed South Korean director Shin Sang-ok to help jumpstart North Korea's burgeoning propaganda film industry. He makes seven films before finally escaping in 1986. 1985: North Korea signs up to the nuclear non-proliferation treaty. Totally normal at the time, a little insane in retrospect given... 1986: Yongbyon nuclear reactor put into operation. Powered by uranium, it was capable of producing weapons-grade plutonium. 1991: North Korea somehow joins the UN. 1994: Kim Jong-il purportedly tries his hand at golf for the first time, managing a 38-under par round that included no fewer than 11 holes in one. Satisfied, he immediately declared his retirement from the sport. 1998: Taepodong-1, a two-stage intermediate-range ballistic missile, developed and tested. US claims North Korea is developing nuclear weapons at secret sites. 2003: North Korea withdraws from the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (naturally). 2004: Jong-il claims the invention of the hamburger as his own. 2005: North Korea publicly declares its has nuclear weapons. 2006: First(?) nuclear test in the North Korea. US officials suggest that it was probably a misfire. Whoops! 2007: A smoking ban is imposed on the entire city of Pyongyang, to prevent Kim Jong-il from being exposed to secondhand smoke during his recovery from surgery. 2008: Kim Jong-il reportedly schemes to remove all short people from Pyongyang by promising them access to a miraculous heightening drug, then kidnapping them. 2008: A 50-year-old female South Korean tourist is shot down by a North Korean soldier for stumbling into 'military territory' in... the Keumgang Mountain Tourist Region. 2009: North Korea launches a rocket called Unha in the general direction of Japan, in what appears to be an advanced preview of WWIII. Second nuclear test. 2010: North Korea is blamed for the sinking of the South Korean warship Cheonan and the deaths of 46 of her crew. The country's artillery also bombards the South Korean island of Yeongpyeong, killing four people. September 2011: Horrific North Korean death camps show up on Google Maps. April 2012: Nort Korea spends $15 on its new website. Officials proudly parade a series of fake missiles. November 2012: Kim Jong-Un named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive 2012. Archeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences in North Korea discover a Unicorn lair. Obviously. December 2012: The country casually puts a rocket into space without warning anybody. It turns out to be a satellite. February 2013: North Korea conducts underground nuclear test without warning, using a "miniaturized nuclear device with greater explosive force."
breaking news .... n Korea has just completed upgrading all their GH to Sh ... they read the forums and think they are OP now
Since it's at the bottom of the other page... This is what North Korea has done so far... Led by a single family since 1948—first Kim Il-sung, then later Jong-Il and now Jong-un—North Korea has a rich history chequered with both comical and tragic stories. Here's a potted timeline of everything weird and frightful that's come out of the DPRK since its founding. 1950: After just two years of being a country, North Korea invades South Korea because why not? This, as you might have guessed, kicks off the Korean War. 1950s: Soviet Union decides to be helpful, giving North Korea the means to start its nuclear program. 1950s: North Korea constructs Kijong-dong, a fake city situated in the DMZ meant to lure South Korean defectors. It's still there—and uninhabited—today. 1965(ish) Jong-il claims in his biography to have written no fewer than 1,500 books in his three years at university. 1976: Two US Army officers killed by North Korean soldiers in what is known as the Axe Murder Incident. The pair were brutally murdered for pruning a poplar tree. 1978: Kim Jong-Il, not yet ascended to leadership, kidnaps famed South Korean director Shin Sang-ok to help jumpstart North Korea's burgeoning propaganda film industry. He makes seven films before finally escaping in 1986. 1985: North Korea signs up to the nuclear non-proliferation treaty. Totally normal at the time, a little insane in retrospect given... 1986: Yongbyon nuclear reactor put into operation. Powered by uranium, it was capable of producing weapons-grade plutonium. 1991: North Korea somehow joins the UN. 1994: Kim Jong-il purportedly tries his hand at golf for the first time, managing a 38-under par round that included no fewer than 11 holes in one. Satisfied, he immediately declared his retirement from the sport. 1998: Taepodong-1, a two-stage intermediate-range ballistic missile, developed and tested. US claims North Korea is developing nuclear weapons at secret sites. 2003: North Korea withdraws from the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (naturally). 2004: Jong-il claims the invention of the hamburger as his own. 2005: North Korea publicly declares its has nuclear weapons. 2006: First(?) nuclear test in the North Korea. US officials suggest that it was probably a misfire. Whoops! 2007: A smoking ban is imposed on the entire city of Pyongyang, to prevent Kim Jong-il from being exposed to secondhand smoke during his recovery from surgery. 2008: Kim Jong-il reportedly schemes to remove all short people from Pyongyang by promising them access to a miraculous heightening drug, then kidnapping them. 2008: A 50-year-old female South Korean tourist is shot down by a North Korean soldier for stumbling into 'military territory' in... the Keumgang Mountain Tourist Region. 2009: North Korea launches a rocket called Unha in the general direction of Japan, in what appears to be an advanced preview of WWIII. Second nuclear test. 2010: North Korea is blamed for the sinking of the South Korean warship Cheonan and the deaths of 46 of her crew. The country's artillery also bombards the South Korean island of Yeongpyeong, killing four people. September 2011: Horrific North Korean death camps show up on Google Maps. April 2012: Nort Korea spends $15 on its new website. Officials proudly parade a series of fake missiles. November 2012: Kim Jong-Un named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive 2012. Archeologists of the History Institute of the DPRK Academy of Social Sciences in North Korea discover a Unicorn lair. Obviously. December 2012: The country casually puts a rocket into space without warning anybody. It turns out to be a satellite. February 2013: North Korea conducts underground nuclear test without warning, using a "miniaturized nuclear device with greater explosive force."
@ jester I respect and enjoy your threads very much and even nominated you as forumer of the year. Please keep in mind that sometimes lack of effort can also be a quality thread. The op can be found as comical and the gifs that followed are hilarious. Sometimes good threads only need to spark others. ️
@death dealer- keep in mind north Koreans might play this game. How would you feel if your country was being insulted?
Lol @ jester trying to be smart again. North Korea has the most censored Internet in the world. Internet is illegal in North Korea. Someone made you feel stupid for your last post, so you had to make another stupid post No one from North Korea has access to this game legally. Maybe know what you are talking about before you open that yapper kk