Noobs book of KAW

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by X1_DarkWolfTrooper_1X, Nov 20, 2013.

  1. Warning moony content

    Strategy
    Never upgrade spend all your money on Useless items.
    Only attack people who are better than you.
    Spy units are useless

    Clan
    Only join a clan if the leader is worth less than 25000
    Only do Eb's you can't do.

    Chat

    Only use bad language
    Never ask for a volley even If you are new.
     
  2. Thanks for the tips!!

    I hope to be bigger than silph one day!!!

    These will help me get big and be liked?
     
  3. Thank you very much, a noob like me needs this type of help :)
    I will use this information to become number 1!
     
  4. This is a guide for dumbasses, not noobs.
     
  5. If you use this advice you are a true noob! ;)
     
  6. What do you mean?

    This isn't real? :cry: :cry:
     
  7. Not as good as the anti guide
     
  8. If this was supposed to be funny, I'm afraid you've fallen short of even amusing me.
     
  9. Maybe you should get that dick out of your ass?
     
  10. To quote Shakespeare, (All's Well That Ends Well)
    Methink’st thou art a general offence and every man should beat thee.