Gourdorfor The great Dwarf Berdleman woke up one morning to find himself in a bed which was not his. Gourdorfor thought to himself "How for fucks sake did I get here?" Then another man sat up beside him and said "That was some night Gourdorfor " then Gourdorfor asked "Who the **** are you?" to the strange man. The strange man later explained he wanted Gourdorfor's sweet Dwarf ass and that he slipped some rufees in Gourdorfor's mug of ale. (the guy was the bartender) Gourdorfor later had the man arrested for gay butt ****. The man later called Gourdorfor from prison telling him he gave him Gonorrea. Gourdorfor later went to the local clinic and got treatment for it. The End