Battle List. LOLWUT?

TotalOne · Sep 3, 2012

Yes I have money out, no that was not the time of when I made this.

Articuno · Sep 3, 2012

My post wall button is broken..... For 5 more hours.... Who says silence is golden? It's a piece of **** lol. Takes the fun out of not failing on steals, then posting "o. o now who did that?" on their wall.... That always brings in the rage :cry: 5 more hour till rage can happen....

-Deadly- · Sep 3, 2012

I'm sorry, i missed it. Can you go over it again?

llIXx-WaRs_BiLlY-xXlII · Sep 3, 2012

STICKEH!

TotalOne · Sep 3, 2012

-Deadly- said:

I'm sorry, i missed it. Can you go over it again?
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Sure!

IIIII_-xXx_T0T4L0N3_xXx-_IIIII said:

The Battle List: A Guide to the Notorious BL Button

So I've been dry lately. Bored, no ideas to make forums a better place, so I decided to make a trolled guide to the button that the newer people never learn to use. Vets know the ways of the BL. And if newbies are trained well, they will use it as they grow up in their KaWreer. I use the button quite often, and love to get the butthurt and noob tears flowing. Today I will teach you all how to use this fine little button on your home page.

Please note. The battle list is the circled and pointed to button. Sorry if I didn't make it clear enough

Once you click this little button that can do so much damage if used properly, you will see something like:

PLEASE NOTE AGAIN, the account names that pop up are NOT going to be the same as in the picture. Don't freak out when you see different names ad rage on about it, it's not you're fault, it happens to everyone.

Once you get to this, you can now choose your victim. You have 3 options. You can view their profile, attack, or spy them. Different actions go well with different builds :roll:

If you attack, and are successful, it will look something like:

And if you are not successful, it will look like:

PLEASE NOTE, the plunder that you make and the troops you lose will most likely NOT be the same as in the picture. If you have not figured this out by now, you have a problem!

Now you're other option is spy. In these photos, I will only be providing steal actions. Yes there are more, I'm lazy.

A successful steal will look something like:

And if you are unsuccessful with your theft attempts, it will look like:

PLEASE NOTE, you will not earn the same plunder as me, or lose the same amount of troops, most likely. Please, do not rage quit and blame it on me. I am giving hints on what to expect, sorry if you don't really get what I'm trying to note.

Now there are some other options you can use to mock your enemy. KaW even gives you a link right to where you can put this mocking every attack!

Please move onto viewing, the "Post on your ememy's wall" button!

Sorry if you can't find it, my big red pen-manship skills are a little dull lately and it all kind of blends in.

A few tricks to gold

Now, alot of you fail :lol:

Just kidding.
I am going to provide you all with some expert tips to successful actions that are highly classified, and only known to few.

My favorite, is, the Potion
Commonly known as a pot, or pots, the potion can be bought in the marketplace. It is key to winning battles, and increases your chances. The higher the price, the better. If you're looking to bank your gold in desperate situations, bank it in attack pots. You would know to do this if you had half a brain, as you cannot lose them from other people.

My second favorite option, is Mithril
Widely known as mith, mithril is the drug of KaW. Once used, you are instantly addicted. You must have a lvl 2 castle for this amazig feature, and it can be earned by system wars or bought when on a rare mith sale. There are many options to increase attack, spy, hide allies, change name color, and make your enemy lose more. I'm not going to go into specifics, because there are guides for that.

There is much more to how much you make, % math stuff, retaliations, etc... But I'm not going to go into that, because it's not related to the point of this thread. Also note, this thread was made for fun, and to slightly troll. Thanks for reading, KaW on
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daschmied · Sep 3, 2012

I do everything u say, but I get stuck at the find kingdom page. Pls teach me what I did wrong.

Articuno · Sep 3, 2012

@Das
Well. That seems to be a very common issue. When it happens you go to your profile and click reset, then BOOM all fixed

Prince-of-the-Storm · Sep 3, 2012

Nice

Undead · Sep 3, 2012

Great a useless guide

-Hestia- · Sep 3, 2012

Why does no one know the difference between "your" and "you're"? ._.

-_-LuKe-MaCHiNE-_- · Sep 3, 2012

Awesome thread is awesome

TotalOne · Sep 3, 2012

Hestia- did I miss-spell it in the OP? Usually I'm good with that

-Hestia- · Sep 3, 2012

Yes, yes you did

TotalOne · Sep 3, 2012

Where

-Hestia- · Sep 3, 2012

After the BL pic, "you're fault", and somewhere else, "you're option". I think that's it.

TotalOne · Sep 3, 2012

Oh I see them now...... I'll fix later. Lol

Blackest_of_Shadows · Sep 3, 2012

Nice thread good man but why bother posting during the Epic battle era?

*The-Pizza-Kingdom (01) · Sep 3, 2012

Uh...
I still dont get it!

Sasha078 · Sep 3, 2012

Round of appliance.

Sasha078 · Sep 3, 2012

*applause.

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