The Writer's Café

I have two cats. Both are amazing

 

No I was referring to cheese. But I like cats too.

 

Cool.

While attempting to find Para's first story, I ran into a block of warrior cat, err, stuff. It was, admittedly, pretty crappy. I now fully understand why standalone stuff is better.

 

Lol

 

x.x Now having extreme urges to write fluffy fanfiction.

Note to self: NO CANON SHIPPINGS. CANON IS BAD. VERY VERY BAD.

 

Unless you're a pirate!

 

Canon. Not cannon, eagle.

 

I know...

 

I'm not that stupid...

 

What if you're a dancer?
Canon is good then, no?

 

Fluffy.. FanFiction?
There is no such thing as "fluffy."
There's "furry."
"Furry" is an abomination. DO NOT GOOGLE IT. I HOLD NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR ANY SHOCKED (or amused, though I doubt it) FACES.

 

o.e No clue what canon means in that context.

 

Lol. I know what furry is.

I, admittedly, have an ff.net account. The stories that are sickeningly sweet are labeled as 'fluffy.'

 

I googled it... o.o

 

Eagle... You ARE that stupid.

 

I probably am... D:

 

You are. I promise.

 

So, Para and I have established a cursor monarchy. He's the king because he actually understands monarchies (and I don't actually give a crap), and I'm the all powerful chocolatier. Don't ask how the chocolatier thing works. I just make bosslike ganache.

 

Para better watch out. His kingdom will fall to pieces because everyone will like the chocolatier better and revolt against the monarch.

 

Then theyll find out the chocolatier is a terrible leader and revolt against you.