1. If you don't know what a pwar is. You might be a Noob!!! 2. If you ask people to buy your allies so you can upgrade. You might be a Noob!!! 3. If you think farming actually yields some kind of fruit or vegetable. You might be a Noob!!! 4. If you think the highlands were a part of the original lands created. You might be a Noob!!! 5. If you have never used the battle option on your phone or CPU. You might be a Noob!!! 6. If you spam world chat for chances to talk to the opposite sex. You might be a Noob!!! (A lonely one) 7. If you never saw Gorilla or majesty on top of the leader board. You might be a Noob!!! 8. If you have to spam world chat to find a clan. You might be a Noob!!! (there are thousands of clans FYI ) 9. If you use mith to change the color of you name. You might be a Noob!!! (yes, I did this as well, but only once. Lol. ) 10. If you are still trying to figure out how to smoke your pots, and wonder why everyone else is burning them for you without your permission. YOU MIGHT BE A NOOB!!! Just having a little fun. Enjoy and feel free to add.
3. Is wrong.Should be if you think farming is a rule you are a noob.Or not one at all.It doesn't work with the rest.
Well I never saw majesty on LB am I a noob? And you think MrBiscuit and CrimsonStar are noobs for coloring names?? Tell them that see what happens...