It had been 4 nights since the annual emo-con, and Jedwards ass still pained from being broken by moody, emotional and freakishly ugly transvestites dressed in black, such as himself. Hardly did he know he was about to face the greatest rivals of the Emo-cult. No not chavs/rednecks, The Rainbow Community. This evil community had since its founding, been grasping Emos from the cold turkey grip of Marilyn Manson and turning them into liberal no -good human rights protestors wearing skinny tight jeans and cowboy hats. Only now were the emos retaliating. With funds drying up, the emos wealthy transvestites swelling into the homosexual community, the emos were having to start sell especially expensive studded wristbands on E-dump. They had been driven to utter despair, there was only one messenger in this pathetic life, the void of darkness, the harbinger of the Black Parade. His name, was Jedward. Dr. depressantsein had developed it. A suit with capabilities unheard of. "The Emo inside Sad-Act suit will be able to withstand chav/redneck beatings for over three minutes, a previously unheard of record for our community, it's despair aura will make even Mr.Happy suicidal, its camouflage setting can make an emo even look human. It, is ready. Against the massively increasing rainbow community, in the US where you will be deployed, has over two million members. "And what do we have?" Moaned Jedward. "300 Emo cultists ready to aid you" "Their gggorgeouss fashion stylezz will blot out the sun! "Then we, shall fight in the night!" To Be continued....