Farming

Discussion in 'Strategy' started by Amigo_Tonto, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. How do I start? I want to grow corn, tomatoes, and various other vegetables.
     
  2. If you plant it, it will grow.
     
  3. Can I buy seeds in the marketplace?
     
  4. If you piss on fruits, they can become bigger.
     
  5. Make sure to properly water your farming crops
     
  6. After all my army needs food
     
  7. First you need to go to the market and buy some seeds from a merchant. Because this game is weird, it changes the names of everything. A market is called a battle list, a merchant is player on the battle list, and buying seeds is called attacking. For a decent sized field, you will need hundreds of seeds to begin.
     
  8. Um, i Don't want to attack anyone, it's too violent.
     
  9. I pissed on my mandarins and they grew bigger 
     
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