The Writer's Café

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *Irin (01), Jul 20, 2010.

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  1. But that's too complicated!!

    *absentmindedly slips rum bomb into building infrastructure*

    *proceeds to build roof*
     
    #11121 cheesemuffin, Oct 12, 2011
  2. What do you mean complicated? And I saw that!
     
    #11122 Irin_of_Erram, Oct 12, 2011
  3. I've been working on it for some time now.

    During the 1.5 years i was not playing or posting I was at work building a secret nuclear bunker under the cafe. This has been by safe haven and when cheese blows everything up, I will live.

    Bwahaha?
     
    #11123 matzah, Oct 12, 2011
  4. Fine, have you're fansy schmancy bunker. I'll just go throught the door that is not there.
     
    #11124 Irin_of_Erram, Oct 12, 2011
  5. *finishes roof*

    *proceeds to put walls back in place*
     
    #11125 cheesemuffin, Oct 12, 2011
  6. LETS MAKE SUBJECTS!!!!

    What door?
     
    #11126 matzah, Oct 12, 2011
  7. *finishes walls*

    *lowers roof onto walls*

    *looks to the left*

    SON OF A -

    *runs to destroyed rum bomb factory*
     
    #11127 cheesemuffin, Oct 12, 2011
  8. Re: LETS MAKE SUBJECTS!!!!

    The one that's not there.

    (Basically it's a magical door that only I can go trough because it leads to my room above the cafe and I'm an elf.)
     
    #11128 Irin_of_Erram, Oct 12, 2011
  9. Cheese...what bomb factory?
     
    #11129 Irin_of_Erram, Oct 12, 2011
  10. Re: LETS MAKE SUBJECTS!!!!

    Ok, now it makes perfect sense
     
    #11130 matzah, Oct 12, 2011
  11. How do you think I made enough to blow up everything in a mile radius?

    *bangs two gears together*

    *breaks one*

    NOOOO!!!
     
    #11131 cheesemuffin, Oct 12, 2011
  12. Excellent. I'm sure you mean it makes sense in the most non-sensical way.

    And cheese, I want you to take all that stuff 1.2 miles away. No more rum for you.
     
    #11132 Irin_of_Erram, Oct 12, 2011
  13. I'm part elf and I can't see anything?
     
    #11133 *webs (01), Oct 12, 2011
  14. Oh. Em. Gosh.

    Just so I don't lose y'all's attention, I apologize. My comment was inane and ignorant. Being a Christian, I'm not supposed to indulge in the fruits of evil, or affiliate myself with the workers of iniquity. So I'm not. I'm not gonna talk to Cheese anymore unless absolutely essential. I sincerely apologize to Cheesemuffin. But I stand by my opinion. Cheesecakes are the best.

    If you weren't able to comprehend, I'm saying I stand by my opinion that cheesecake is the best, not that we should stick to the status quo. Maybe I shouldn't base my lifestyle on Latin maxims and phrases.

    Here's the most exciting part of my day: I followed my normal routine when I clicked on KaW. I clicked my newsfeed, checked it, and then went to the forums. That's when I realized I was on the forums. Crazy thing is, I was never notified of being forum banned or un-forum banned.

    So I'm back... And it just so happens that I'm about to post The Sound of Blood.
     
    #11134 FeatherHunter, Oct 12, 2011
  15. And away we go!

    All aboard the Chaos Train!

    *cackles madly*
     
    #11135 cheesemuffin, Oct 12, 2011
  16. Oh boy, feather and cheese again in the same thread.

    *goes to bunker*
     
    #11136 matzah, Oct 12, 2011
  17. Runs to matzas bunker and eats all his cake
     
    #11137 *webs (01), Oct 12, 2011
  18. *kicks you out of bunker. Sets super high tec impenetrable super amazing security system, elf proofs it, and goes to secret cake storage.
     
    #11138 matzah, Oct 12, 2011
  19. *walks in and steals cake*

    Silly Matzah with your toys.
     
    #11139 cheesemuffin, Oct 12, 2011
  20. * traps cheese in a cage, takes cake, then drops him through a trapdoor that lands him in the cafe.*

    My cake
     
    #11140 matzah, Oct 12, 2011
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