The Writer's Café

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by *Irin (01), Jul 20, 2010.

  1. Some ppl tell me "you have a ****** up life"... I reply: "WhAT LiFe!!!"
     
  2. My anti-guide

    Step one Is simple!!!

    1. Spam wc(for hires)

    This step my seem simple, but requires practice, you must pose as a girl and say something just wrong.

    2.Lie, deny, and lie some more

    This step is harder then the last, if you get in trouble blame it on the cat dog, or little sis(90% success rate!!!)

    3.joining a clan

    You must hunt down a clan and slowly rise throu the stats by getting admin and kicking all the ppl.

    4.Own a clan

    After one month of this cycle you will find a good clan.

    5.Repeat step #3

    Again? Yes!!!

    6.Blackmail osf and oafs to get them to farm the owner to give to you.

    You have a new clan!!

    7.disband the clan

    Gain respect!!

    8.repeat 3-7 as many times as you want the more times you do the more ppl will respect you!!!

    9. Live the rest of your KaW life as a loner

    Quit clans and jump making hate where ever you go. Ppl won't mind they respect you!!!

    10.congratulations you are the most loved player!!!
     
  3. I want beer not tea
     
  4. beer
    Not
    tea
     
  5. No underage drinking!
     
  6. Happy easter!!
     
  7. I'm not under age
     
  8. We don't have an alcohol license. No beer. Sorry.
     
  9. Hey all.I writing a story.it's called Clan Witch.it's about a white witch in a medevial clan and she is chased by a Sorceror cause she's part of a protect to destroy him.She meets a dragon too somewhere in the story....idk when yet.
     
  10. o_O strangeness...but the strange ones are always cool!...unless uh let me^ stop there before I start rambling 
     
  11. I believe you can serve writer's rum though right?
     
  12. story spoiler posted, un edited.
     
  13. NOONE SHALL BE SELLING WRITER'S RUM WITHOUT ME PRESENT!

    By the way, on the cruise, I had some rum (2 shots worth)...

    It's not healthy, but it tastes funny.
     
  14. *reviving RP style*

    Star walked into the old cafe, a depressed, guilty look on his face. He had replaved his usual Equipment with a medival ax and breastplate.

    Looking at his old seat, he searched everywhere for someone, anyone, that was a familiar face.
     
  15. Star! He lives!
     
  16. I convinced him to come back :)
     
  17. Well long time no see
     
  18. Nice one
    High five