Star darts into the cafe wearing a light disguise. "They added a nuclear self-destruct and blame me for it?" Star yells, "I've been accused of terrorism!" He pauses for a short moment, "or at least... The false identity I used to order it."
"I did not understand what you just said, but I am seriously thinking about licking the coffee off the floor. What say you?" Lady asks, eyeing the coffee spill.
Star pulls out a spray bottle and squirts lady with water before he cleans up the floor, including the spill. "Bad Lady!" And in response to lady's question, he shows her a video of the enormous aerial explosion that happened the previous night.
Ooc// I've edited chapter 4: time warp for those who don't know and added a future part to it! and added a new paragraph to the PAST part! I'm also about to edit chapter one!
Reg runs into the cafe and tackles the first person she sees for no apparent reason, a xrazed look in her eyes.
Spirit Lady takes over. She and Lady have gotten to be friends and she can see lady is in need of some help. Spirit lady grabs the spray bottle, squirts Reg once, and Star twice, then she lets Lady have control again. Lady smiles.
Cheese gets up off the floor suddenly, and fires several loud shots from his revolver. All goes quiet... "ALL OF YOU STOP WITH THE DAMN COFFEE MADNESS!" Then he drank a whole barrel of Writer's Rum, and crashed to the floor.
Stora walks in and notices Cheese on the floor. Taking her new broom she whacks Cheese on the head several times with an evil smile.
But noone notices that Bob, Cheese's servant who noone notices, was creeping up on them with a sword of demonic power. "Get ooooff of heeeeem"
The sound of dual laser pistols filled the cafe. One hit bob and the other sent cheese's piStol flying. "Not today." He said bravely, putting a gun to his head
Lady walks in, her hair in a braid, she looks miserable. Ignoring the usual mayhem of the café she sits down on a stool and tries to pull the braid out of her hair. "Why does the spirit that possesses me insist on annoying me? We were getting along well!" Lady says quietly. "I need a dog." She says randomly.
Cheese suddenly exploded into a clou of ashes, which rematerialized a few feet away. Cheese's sword Godslayer was pressed against Star's throat. "Do that again, and your head will never see your body again."