Hello i am awesome_awesomer the king of failthreadmaking. I am here to help YOU be as successful (failful?) as me. Ok enough with the talking heres the guide. 1. Make many threads but not enough to be "spam." They must have different topics. 2. Be pointless. A good topic would be: rawr. 3. You cant be famous already. If toast made a spam thread it would become popular with many posts. 4. (optionals.) type liek tis so no1 cn reed wt u say. Be an ass-hole. Be gross. Try to be funny wen ur not. I hope this guide isnt a fale!!