My slave,
My fwend,
A fellow noob,
ITS YO BIRTHDAY!
(Yesterday)
Yes! It's that time of the year where you get to prance around being a noob,
Finally you have reached the age of 9 and no longer have to play KaW illegally
(what a rebel)
We have laughed together
You have rejected me
I have reset
You have been a *instert paedo moon here* nublet
Happy birthday noob
So..
*cue the music*
Happy Birthday to You
You live in a zoo
You look like a monkey
And you smell like one too.
I actually meant..Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
But you didn't die this year i guess that's good enough.
Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.
Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny.
Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SHADOW
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
LET THE PARTAY BEGIN
Oh and don't forget to
I almost forgot to add..
