introducin the new eb “salty the goat:invictus”

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introducin the new eb “salty the goat:invictus”

Postby saltyfeet on Mar 23 2019, 2:44pm

A misterius fog enbelopes the big city. U wake up in midol of the nite and realizes ol females aged 18-35 habe banished without a trace.

Not eben DRGN, who is on 24/7, notices these. The anguish. The desperation. The anxiety.

Of course miss dayna an glo r gone.

the gold is olso gon.

Pikol rick an chuby chaser cry cuz ther precius gold is gone and others like 420supercrazy420 didnt habe anything to begin with.

And...

It olso esmell like pricy cologne...

Police (mods) decide to inbestigate.

It ol lids to the lo lans. To the castle.

Dave’s legs r shakin as he aproaches the castle. He nos the goat libes there...an he nos saltys got a short temper.

Thrawn is habin second thoghts but the central gobernment (devs) r pushin him to do something about it.

They nock on the door and...

There he is.

The one an only Saltyfeet.

Ol the mising ladyes r there too. An the gold.

It turns out the ladyes were there by ther own will. The gold. The gold salty estole from random chumps as established by law.

The police don like saltys got ol the chicks an threaten him with arrest...

Its on.

Phase 1

Use item mind escream to compensate for ur lack of arguments aganst saltys supirior critical thinkin


Phase 2

Tok about how trump is grate an estuff. The goal is to distract salty for the nex phase


Phase 4

Try to atack an asasinate salty when hes not lookin. Youll get 1 or 2 good punches in before he ritaliates.


Phase 5

Pin urself on quest asap. Saltys life points jost regenerated 100 percent

Phase 6

This phase is the longes an it consist of u playin ded for 3-4 days.


Phase 7
Final phase.
Use new item “noob tirs” on ferst bar
Use cf on saltys wol on secon bar.


This eb drops ur estats at regular interbals.
Last edited by saltyfeet on Mar 24 2019, 12:12am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: introducin the new eb “salty the goat:invictus”

Postby Owl on Mar 23 2019, 3:11pm

I won’t do this eb unless it drops seals.
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Re: introducin the new eb “salty the goat:invictus”

Postby IlIIllIIMAGAIlIlIIll on Mar 23 2019, 3:12pm

SUPPORT ALL! TRUMP IS GREAT.
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Re: introducin the new eb “salty the goat:invictus”

Postby F1r3_Sp4rk on Mar 23 2019, 3:13pm

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Re: introducin the new eb “salty the goat:invictus”

Postby F1r3_Sp4rk on Mar 23 2019, 3:14pm

This sounds like 3-4 days of sko and always incomplete eb 7 phases
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Re: introducin the new eb “salty the goat:invictus”

Postby saltyfeet on Mar 23 2019, 3:38pm

F1r3_Sp4rk wrote:This sounds like 3-4 days of sko and always incomplete eb 7 phases

Hence the name invictus
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Re: introducin the new eb “salty the goat:invictus”

Postby TheRealDMC-Echo2Charlie on Mar 23 2019, 3:48pm

Lacks dudes, no support.
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Re: introducin the new eb “salty the goat:invictus”

Postby saltyfeet on Mar 23 2019, 3:58pm

TheRealDMC-Echo2Charlie wrote:Lacks dudes, no support.


U can get ol the duds in thongs u wan in ur thred or in ur natural habitat pimd.
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Re: introducin the new eb “salty the goat:invictus”

Postby Lonesong on Mar 23 2019, 4:45pm

saltyfeet wrote: U wake up in midol of the nite and realizes ol females aged 18-35 habe banished without a trace.

oh my god
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Re: introducin the new eb “salty the goat:invictus”

Postby StealthGoat on Mar 23 2019, 6:29pm

 love it
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