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Postby Kasama on Jan 28 2019, 5:23pm

Farm

So here I am, another day on the farm. Farming it up, then a strange fellow walks up to the ol' manor, with this deceased looking cow.



She's a bit of a heffer but she's still chuggen along. A real chungus you could say.

Anyway, I gather my wits and shout "Wat'er u got ther"

Guy replies "This'y 'ere is a chungus breed"

I take a bit o' a closer gander and realise she's got that mad cow disease

Guy interrupts my inspection and offers to sell 'er, I ofc ask how much?

Receive response 300 but my haggling skill brings him down to 250. So instead of talk, I use my farming skill which brings him down to FREE

The cow has been in my care for about 5 weeks now and she's rotting bad. A real putrid strench. But I suppose this is the price you gotta pay.

After all, why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free?

~Kas
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Re: Farm

Postby Green-Echo4Legend on Jan 28 2019, 5:27pm

Sooooooooooooo your giving away a cow? I’m confused by this thread.
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Re: Farm

Postby Kasama on Jan 28 2019, 5:28pm

moo?
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Re: Farm

Postby Yogurt on Jan 28 2019, 5:34pm

Boy howdy there neighbor! Ah sees you gotchurself a mighty fine creature there. Whew! Magnificent beast if ah ever saw one.
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Re: Farm

Postby StealthGoat on Jan 28 2019, 6:34pm

Kasama wrote:
strench

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Re: Farm

Postby Kasama on Jan 28 2019, 6:44pm

lol screw u
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Re: Farm

Postby Fonzie on Jan 28 2019, 6:48pm

Great thread. Super funny and entertaining. Another top notch win from Kath
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Re: Farm

Postby Venom on Jan 28 2019, 6:48pm

BIG OLE CHUNGUS
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Re: Farm

Postby saltyfeet on Jan 28 2019, 8:53pm

These thred should b lacked. No efort.
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Re: Farm

Postby Yogurt on Jan 29 2019, 1:06am

saltyfeet wrote:These thred should b lacked. No efort.

More effort than you put into your post, evidently.

Lighten up partner! Have a beer an' listen to the cows a-mooin'. Cowpoke like yerself oughta live a little, aint that right my buckeroos?
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