Farm So here I am, another day on the farm. Farming it up, then a strange fellow walks up to the ol' manor, with this deceased looking cow. She's a bit of a heffer but she's still chuggen along. A real chungus you could say. Anyway, I gather my wits and shout "Wat'er u got ther" Guy replies "This'y 'ere is a chungus breed" I take a bit o' a closer gander and realise she's got that mad cow disease Guy interrupts my inspection and offers to sell 'er, I ofc ask how much? Receive response 300 but my haggling skill brings him down to 250. So instead of talk, I use my farming skill which brings him down to FREE The cow has been in my care for about 5 weeks now and she's rotting bad. A real putrid strench. But I suppose this is the price you gotta pay. After all, why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free? ~Kas
Boy howdy there neighbor! Ah sees you gotchurself a mighty fine creature there. Whew! Magnificent beast if ah ever saw one.
More effort than you put into your post, evidently. Lighten up partner! Have a beer an' listen to the cows a-mooin'. Cowpoke like yerself oughta live a little, aint that right my buckeroos?
Easy there, speak of the devil & they sha'll appear... Don't need my baby mama playing this game now XD