Is a straw an eating utensil?

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Re: Is a straw an eating utensil?

Postby -_-Monkey-_- on Jun 15 2018, 8:06pm

Xx-Ian-xX wrote:A great many things can be eating utensils. All that it requires is for it to be a utensil that helps one eat. Many are claiming that in fact the straw is an eating utensil. I however, must offer a rebuttal.

You see, the straw is in fact a drinking utensil! This is because instead of using it to eat, like you would with a fork or a knife, you use it almost exclusively to drink. Therefore, it follows that it must be a drinking utensil and not an eating utensil.

Anyhow, now that I have this opportunity I'd like to analyze perhaps the most infamous of all the different utensils. What I speak of, of course, is the spoon! You see, the spoon is in fact neither just an eating utensil nor is it just a drinking utensil, it's both! This is of course due to the fact that we use the spoon to eat but we also use it to drink, sometimes at the same meal. For example, you might be a wierdo who eats and drinks mashed potatoes and tea together. In this case you'd be using the spoon in both forms!!!

What an interesting subject :)



...hmmm very interesting. I never thought of that before but next time I’m eating some poo I’ll try a spoon. Thanks for your insight and for expanding my horizons 
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Re: Is a straw an eating utensil?

Postby DRDEATH69 on Jun 16 2018, 1:50am

You’ll probably want sauce/ketchup with that spoon...... and if your having it with toast, don’t moan about the bread
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Re: Is a straw an eating utensil?

Postby -_-Monkey-_- on Jun 16 2018, 11:28am

Now I’m a man. I’m going to go celebrate my passage into manhood at the festival 

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Re: Is a straw an eating utensil?

Postby HiT__XxFrontxX__HiT on Jun 16 2018, 4:09pm

-_-Monkey-_- wrote:Now I’m a man. I’m going to go celebrate my passage into manhood at the festival 



Pshhht That was an obvious lie also. My mom HATES tea!!
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