Zelgarad Hospitalized 

[AVMMF-FruityInYourMouth-SWOD]

Wtf Pingu

[_Ark-Project_Evolution-X_]

Classic kawtertainment. Great haven for sons and daughters of Usaris.

[Amaryllis]

Lol

[-WillyTheDeuce-]

The real sad thing is, Zelgarad's a right hander.

So, now that he's lost use of his left hand, he can't play video games or other ambidextrous whatevs.

He's going to forever have a bored right hand and not be able to do much to do with it anymore...

Oh! Hang on! Jorath's wearing a wedding band! His wife's gonna lawyer up and divorce his ass... Maybe she and Zelgarad can hook up and just cuddle and he can give her all the attention Jorath just couldn't...
Plus, when she needs to feel a woman again, she can always just visit Zuthmerak's brother.

There is an offensive squid joke there somewhere.

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[AngryFred1138]

Before we go any further has anyone actually counted Zuth's tentacles(yes I said tentacles)?
Is he a squid or an octopuss?
It's an important detail

[Pingu]

Before we go any further has anyone actually counted Zuth's tentacles(yes I said tentacles)?
Is he a squid or an octopuss?
It's an important detail

In reality...he's a kraken.

But, that head...definitely octopus, methinks...

[wordwaster]

Mouth is in totally wrong place for an octopus. But squid don't have teeth, and some octopus do, so....wait...why am I discussing the order of a fictional creature?

[AngryFred1138]

Because the details are important Word. It would be ridiculous to make squid references if in fact he's an octopus.
Octopus are funnier than squid

[wordwaster]

Look. We know he is a mollusk, and isn't phylum what really matters?