WARNING: This is a Joke Thread "For when the One Great Scorer comes To mark against your name, He writes - not that you won or lost - but how you played the Game." Are you new to KaW? Have you been playing for the last 3 years and still don't know how to strip properly? Do you see Alison in your newsfeed but can't hit her back? Do you know how to Unicorn RP? Well.. It's PRIME, Rikki and Ashes here, and over the years, we had gone undercover in various parts of the KaW Universe, sampled as much peril as possible, had infiltrated secret rooms, hung out with eThugs and Trolls, looted kingdoms during riots in WC, and gotten stripped naked.. To bring you... Our dear forum reader.. THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO KAW!!! PRIME infiltrating FOXES clan circa. 2010 This guide is basically categorized to individual guides written by all the awesome and (in)famous players of KaW and a brief description is attached where applicable.. You're probably thinking, "Don't we have enough guides already?".. Well... We assure you, you haven't seen anything like this.. This is like the WikiLeaks of KaW guides.. This is like the Hitchhikers Guide to KaWlaxy.. This is a guide if TMZ made guides This is like the Magna Carta and the Rosetta Stone of KaW This is also a great and authentic labor of love to celebrate this great game that we enjoy and the awesome players who have ever played and are playing... Without further ado.. We present you.. THE KAW GUIDE of GUIDES.. *************************************** AJAX's guide on farming a whole clan Mr. MAGOO's guide on how NOT to play a Pure Spy Limited edition guide on how to beat Claws of Carnage The KING's Tomb: An untold adventure of how KaW tried to not have every clan pounding Haunts The Campaign Trail: My long and hard struggle to become a Mod... By TERRA MicKeYKNoCKs guide to ally trading BALTO's guide on how to be attention seeking and post count farm at the same time Russian Spy's guide on how to thrive in a target rich environment Yarme's guide on how to properly behave in WC while being a Mod Troll's guide on recycling to keep accounts green PHIL's guide on how to report on OSW's without bias Chapter 12: Making Low Effort Threads with EAGLE DELTA's guide to Bunchies Eric Northman's "I went to Harvard. You are an Idiot" guide Optimal chaos teaching you to make omelettes in 100000 words or less How to tell time in WC without using Clocks AJ's guide to making really weird forums games of command and conquer. Alternate title: "how not to score with the ladies" DDHLEIGH's guide on how to make a KaW Video on the first Zaft-Apoc war Kaw Community's guide on how to appear cool on Kaw without any OSW street cred The Great KaW Debates: Volume I: BLAZEY/BELLE Tom Burger Pie's guide to losing your wings BLACKFANDO's guide on Kaw moustaches and posting pictures of yourself in a dress at a bar Snitches get Stitches: by Moose Zeth's guide to fine art OMETS guide on how to successfully infiltrate clans Fiddler's guide to doctored doctorate degrees Miss Melon's guide on how to use a sharpie REAL KaW Jeopardy Categories: "Autobot relations for 5000 Alex" Kasama's Guide to stalking Roni Chubby's further guide to No support Apes Guide to killing EE X's Guide to trolling Mei Savage's guide to stealing Ty's KaW GF Ty's guide to hating Savage So You Think You Can Rap hosted by Static Harb's guide to getting Harb'ed iFalcon's guide to finding out that you are in fact NOT very popular at all Chocolate's guide to Wulf guides Anthology of Willy's couch interviews with KaW Towers and assorted KaW B list celebrities SlayerBob's guide to getting both VK and Mod and Not losing them NaughtyGwen's guide to Minions XTREME's guide on Bathroom Selfies for KaW Imitation-Cheese's guide to preaching important political concepts to unintelligent children Joe_'s guide to declaring a year long OSW on WC Alison's guide on how to drop build like a badass Lili's guide to KawMics Saltyfeet's guide to being a general badass Willy's drunken recall of his night out with Jorathe A Gide TwO Modurn English by Saltyfeet IGCB's guide to "Gimme my name back!" Second All Star Wars: iProphet's guide to kicking people you don't like from your own team Ancienne's hubby's guide on how to argue properly with Ancienne I burned all my speakers on a WC trivia game: by Moose Larry's guide to NO SUPPORT TimDaFreak's guide on how to be the best looking guy on KaW.. According to him Lovely Denial's guide on KaW Weddings Laoda's guide to Ithaca How to speak the Queen's English by iReg Sean's guide on how to be too damn nice on KaW Anarchy's guide of how to properly do a CF thre.... Pure Evil's guide to Farmfest, a few epic days of peace and love on KaW Cortanas guide to pretending to be Asian to turn on Val Kasama's guide to derailing a thread on the first page The Great KAW Debates: Volume II: Roni/Bootsy iProphet's guide on how to take on the Devs Memoirs of a Towered Frontline Bank by -IMF- What is Love? A guide to World Chat Karaoke with Rikki Question everything with Dillybar Cynderstryke's guide on how to fill out an application for KaW Moderator - Properly RP14/Alcyone's guide to take offence at everything and retort fiercely Mr. Biscuit's guide to pawning off allies you bought by mistake as stripped allies Swabia's guided tour of the Grand Castles of KaW Kaw Anatomy: Ankles, by Bellemorte Mare's guide on how to be a Lord in a tap tap game Silver's guide to hitting HTE nonstop while getting OSW credit Dropbox - A practical example on how to use it: by Moose ImaginaryAmigo's guide to "I fought Zaft and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt" We're all midgets now that the new lands are out.. Or as TimDaFreak calls it.. "Friday nights at my house" Three Time ASW champ and excessive boobies: Memoirs of Frog I.S.S Cook Book: Baking with fruits and nuts Romeo and Juliet: A tale of passionate love on top of the leaderboard: by Cella and Red Star Hansel's guide to "What? You all named a build after me?" Val's guide to the Red Aperion Riki and Prime's guide to Salad Fingers Yanking Chains - Asurion's guide to being seen and not heard iG guide on meat shields Wordwaster's guide to useing KaW Memes before they were cool "For the love of Groos" A passionate and caring petition of support by Apoc to get Groos placed in a Zaft family clan because Apoc felt sad seeing him all alone in ZD one day Michael’s Guide on how to wash and shampoo Hairy Legs Suzanne's guide to Werewolf love story RP KotFE's guide on farming any clan that has the letters "K" or "O" or "T" or "F"... or "E" in their names **************************************** Suggest away to more historic guides on KaW!Please don't break the TOU. Please refrain from being mean and super nasty. It's just a gentle fun roast to remember the awesome players of KaW️
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I wonder if I do 3 guides on Eric Northman, whether he would appear So many peeps that I miss.. More coming.. Keep the roasts coming.. Witty and fun