Welcome to my KaWer's guide, on how to PvP irl. Many people have been butthurt from this event and so are quitting to head off to their real life duties, if you meet one of these people in real life, what are you going to do? You haven't got your fancy equipment or mith spells to hit them head on. *NOTE* This was the first PvP event from the devs in case you are not sure what I am talking about. But of course this is about RL PvPing so it doesn't matter that much :lol: So in this thread I will show you how you can overcome these people. IRL.
Finding a target Firsty A small warning. If you come across someone with a number plate like this... Then you should back off. It might be God. If so they are obviously experienced at PvPing IRL and you could risk getting your ass handed to you. If you're really unlucky. It may be spragga. If so here's a few tips to survive. 1. Run 2. Hide yo kids 3. Hide yo family 4. Hide Second Watch out for the fuzz. Extravagant killing machines, these guys will track you down and challenge you to a 1 v 1. Watch out. If you see a member of the fuzz, do not engage your target. The fuzz commonly look like this: Third Find a target. The average KaWer probably looks like this. And has an aura of "the thug life" about them. If you don't think you're up to this yet, try a different target. Preferably one that is more like this Relatively easy target. Simple to get away. These are great for practicing your real life PvPing on.
Challenging your target Ok so now you know what kind of people to go for. Now we move on to getting the nerve to walk up to your target, and challenge them to a 1v1. IRL. First Make nervous eye contact. Maybe a cheeky wink to show them your a KaWer and proud. Now you make the walk. This walk means a lot, it shows your opponent what you're like. Here are some you can try: For all the guys reading, this walk below is tried and tested. It intimidates your opponent before you commence your PvP. IRL. For the girls, this one is also very effective: It shows weakness where there actually is none Second Commence speech with your opponent. A simple thing like this is usually sufficient: After this the fight starts and it's your time to shine.
Executing your insane attack moves You have picked your target. Challenged them. You are ready. They are ready. Time to show them your unbelievable moves. Whilst PvPing. IRL. I'll show you some of my moves below: The surprise attack Need I say more? Prolonged eye contact surprise attack Stare them down. Look into their soul. Look them in the ey.. PUNCH! Instant win. Wow you're good at PvPing IRL This one gets your street cred up The perfectly timed kick You've just been playing with them until now, this really shows them what you've got. A few fake punches. Yeah fine. But they're not expecting this. It works everytime Those are all my moves. If you have any you'd like to share, show everyone how good you are at PvPing IRL.
The escape No. I'm afraid I'm not talking about Haunting the escape. RUN!!! Well done you have escaped and successfully beaten your opponent in PvP. IRL. You have conquered your fears! Now, don't forget to: Now you have read this thread I hope you will be safer in the real world. And will maybe be up to challenging someone to a 1v1 IRL. Cheers Delta
Mad's way of fighting people in real life You can troll them in real life and give them major real life butthurt. You show them how buff you are from all that finger tapping and watch them run away. You get a fully fictional ban hammer and blow them off their feet. And you can even fight them in real life giving them the deadly 100 combo of death. Ps you're welcome for letting me kill your internet download
Dammit, foiled again. OP, you forgot about the Super Power Ninja Turbo Neo Ultra Hyper Mega Multi Alpha Meta Extra COMBO