Pay to lose (A KaWers sob story) Tl;dr is available It was March 31st 2015 and I had just gotten off work one afternoon. I logged into KaW and noticed my clannies had jumped several mil ahead of me by HTE training... Jerks T_T I had never spent a substantial amount of money before (on KaW) but I got super jealous of the mad 'pect my amigos were acquiring and I had to get in on some o' dat street cred. What a foolish mistake that was. My first in-app purchase cost 3.50 and thus begun my twisted and glamorous spending spree. I was buying seals legitimately for awhile but it wasn't long before I found the underbelly of KaW, the black market... Which wasn't very different from the light market (also pretty well-hidden) Anyway, sold about 4 of my kidneys... Got like 5 seals. Seemed about right in KaW currency and I got a little profit. At that point my friends intervened and said that I was an addict. I couldn't deny them of that. But I still wasn't number one, son. I was in the top 1K, which was pretty... crap. #NOCREDFORTHE1K I'm being srs, they get zero recognition. Shoutout to the firemen and firewomen of KaW... May your flame never extinguish. Back on track... Seals and xtals were my dope and man, I was doping up nearly eeryday, I'm not talking lightweight either... I'm talking off my tit, smacked up real toight boi, YOU AINT EBEN KNOW, SON. Straight up, both hands. All the commitment paid off and I had reached the Top 100 but I had other commitments, specifically being committed to the insanity ward. Tap, tapping became my life and it gets to you after a while but that was a pretty cool clan, too bad it went inactive, RIP IW. Around this time I realised just how DEMENTED I had gotten and after 12 years of KaW gameplay (my first account was like one of the first ever and it was deleted by KaW because I was inactive for a long time lols), I had quit. Long story short, I never obtained NO.1 but the time that I spent on KaW was not worth tree fitty. Tl;dr ...And that's why I don't jetski anymore.
Cool story Kasama.. Tree Fiddy for Seals! *PS: I have actually swam in Loch Ness.. Near the Urquhart Castle.. At dusk.. I tell ya, it was a queasy feeling to be in those cold dark waters..