Hear me ancient spirits of Taco! Change this decayed form To Raj the ever living!!! (Grand Wizard Of The Taco) Welcome my fellow Taconians. It is great that our fledgling faith has grown so quickly. I want you all to know that we must not shun the pagans. We must educate them. I tell you to convert these sinful wretches to the Light of The Taco!!! A quota of 2 per day seems acceptable. Any traitors to the Faith shall be cooked in boiling guacamole and eaten. You may worship below. With Praise, The-Raj/The Grand Wizard of The Taco/The Chosen One.
While I agree that everything happens on Tuesday, your nonsensical blasphemy is crippling. Leave and may Lord Guacamole have mercy on your soul.
Down with the Taconian Empire of Blasphemy! Our Sponge Who art under the Sea Hallowed be thy Pineapple Thy Pants be Square Thine Spongy will be done On Earth as it is in the Krusty Krab Give us this day, our Holy Bob And forgive us our Taco RP As we forgive those who Taco RP against us Lead us not into seasoned Ground Beef But deliver us from Refried Beans For thine is the Pineapple, and The Sea, and the Yellow Squishy forever and ever. Amen
Why would you ruin a perfectly delightful dip by boiling it? That poor guacamole! Many taco shells are fried, couldn't you have just threatened to put your enemies, the infidels, etc in a taco form and submerge them in boiling oil? Maybe you don't know as much about tacos as you claim to. Maybe you are a fake and should be dipped in a bowl of guacamole!