The following scene is based on actual events in a parallel universe. So after Harbinger of Crap got stripped. He hop scotched his fairy ass to Bellamorty for back up and the following convo goes like... Harbinger of Crap : Top of the morning my fair Lady Bellamorty. Oh how art thou this misty morning? Bellamorty : Its misty indeed. I can see your noob tears dripping from my computer screen. What is it that you want? Harbinger of Crap : :cry: I just got stripped butt naked, exposing my broke back by those conniving snakes who call themselves Apoc! I Demand that u send reinforcements now! Bellamorty : mmmmmmm WDGAF :? Harbinger of Crap : I'm gonna need your banks to get my allies back. Are they at the ready? Bellamorty : WDGAF :? Harbinger of Crap : Damn it Lady! This is no time to play Word Games. ****'s bout to get real pretty soon! We are getting rammed by Apoc in every directions. Don't know why they are concentrating on my rear? Please send help! Bellamorty : WDGAF :roll: Harbinger of Crap : Got damn it! Some one just hired my 150 billion max plunder ally! Are you bringing back up or what!!!!!!!!? Bellamorty : What part of WEEEEEE DON"TTTTTTT GIVEEEEE AAAAAA FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!! Don't u understand!!!!? Look at u!!! You're nothing but a no ally noob face! A PEASANT! Another BUTT HURT CLASSIC!!! You and Zaft can get SHAFTED for all that we could care less!!! We only Ally with the Strong not the WEAK!.. Now go away before i SHAKE U OFF! SHAKE U OFF! ((((_!_)))) :x :x
Could have kept Belles final response in lines with the comedic tone of the rest of the op, but all in all I'd say that even for a statless alt it wasn't half bad and still gave me a chuckle.
Lmfao! Haha why would anyone use main to post something that offensive against someone . Thunk about it
Also who is this offensive to? Harb or zaft? Who would really be worried about them lol funny thread but should have posted with a main