Scam Your Way Forward

Scam Your Way Forward - The YourSistersBush Method

Hello, I am YourSistersBush. Nice to meet you (not really).

I have decided to become a full-time scammer. Why? Hmm... That's a good question. Just fun, I guess.

History

I was a regular player who did ALL the "right" things for over a year. Accumulated a full T3 build (all forge) and even upgraded to a few T4s.

Then - I just stopped playing.

The game got to be nothing more than pwars and button pushing. I'm not blaming the game or the devs - I just got bored of it.

About six months went by of not playing, and I logged in for fun, just to see what was up.

And then it hit me.

What if I sold all my buildings? Every last one? I would have zero stats, right?

Well, I ended up with about 150b - that's nothing to sneeze at. And then I remembered another thing - most of the big players I know used to transfer money between accounts ALL the time.

Now, I believe this violates the game's TOS, so I definitely don't recommend doing anything against the rules - you can get banned.

But would it be easier to transfer money if I somehow didn't have to drop allies at the top of the volley? Hell yeah, it would!

You lose 40% on the drop, right? Well, screw that!

So, here's what I decided to do - lie and scam!

I started posting on EVERYBODYs wall who had near this amount (I estimated) in liquid cash something like this:

"volley X from 30 to 68b - I keep!"

Since I didn't have a bad reputation (I even still own a clan, now defunct), but also zero stats, would anyone bite?

The answer was a surprising, "Yes!"

At that level, with that kind of cash, hardly anyone scams. It's just not the way to build up your account. You'll get farmed like crazy and banished to the nether regions if you scam too much.

As soon as the ally is bought, I'm gone. I take that liquid cash and buy another ally, volley it up, and then convince some other poor bozo to "volley" with me.

This is really great fun.

And it's SO easy to do, I have NO problem telling the world what I'm doing. I'm not hiding behind a fake name. I'm actively doing this. Like today. Like, right now.

One of my allies today is worth 140b - each time, it's the question: Will somebody REALLY volley a 140b ally from a guy with NO stats (and now, no owner!)?

All together, I've scammed well over 300b off of top players. My last victim was in the top 50.

Hilarious.

And nobody can punish me! Since I have no stats, I can't be attacked. I can leave money in liquid cash all day long, and it can't be taken.

Today, I'll make 30b, just by scamming one person. Total time spent - probably 45min.

Here's the best part - let's say I want to re-enter the game and play by the rules. I TOTALLY CAN. By changing my name (but I won't do that - It's not the YourSistersBush way. If I re-enter the game, I'll keep my name, and take the appropriate lumps).

For those of you worried about your reputation, think about this. What was the name of the last person who scammed you? I bet you don't remember. What about the person before him? You don't remember. People have really short memories, and I don't think I'd even have to change my name.

Now, I fully understand this is a dick move. For sure. I'm lying, plain and simple. But as far as I can tell, lying is NOT against the rules. You do have to have a certain moral flexibility for this.

It's hilarious to see wall posts where people curse me up and down and vow revenge. Of course, there's nothing they can do.

So - want to make 30b today the easy way? Give it a shot! Have some fun!

(and if I wall you with a volley offer, if I were you, I'd ignore it. Ha.)

 

Re: Scam Your Way Forward - The YourSistersBush Method

Thanks, guys!

I promise not to scam you - ha.

I'll start posting my victims names and the amounts with each one. That will be even funnier.

 

Re: Scam Your Way Forward - The YourSistersBush Method

I really didn't think anyone would read this - thank you to all who did!

This is funny - just last night somebody started an account called "ifarmyoursistersbush" and hit me like 50x. Of course, he went 0-50.

If you have people that screwed you over in the past and want revenge, let me know! I'll scam 'em for you!