How big do you have to be to be relevant now?

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Re: How big do you have to be to be relevant now?

Postby monkey_poo________no2 on Nov 3 2017, 7:34am

Snoopy wrote:5” is average.

So starting at 6” you could technically consider yourself big, but most don’t think so until about 7”



BAHAHA!!!!  ...5" is NOT average LOL ask your mom she takes a survey every weekend 

...6" is NOTHING to brag about either 

...7" you shouldn't be embarrassed in the locker room 

It's directly proportional to actual height in MOST cases (unless your a freak like me )
Snoopy must be tiny lil fellow LOL 

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Re: How big do you have to be to be relevant now?

Postby monkey_poo________no2 on Nov 3 2017, 7:49am

You drive one of them Smart cars are something? You know you go on a 1st date and try to park that pathetic white little thing in her garage she's gonna be disappointed it only takes up half a space? 


...Babs please respond (lol)
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Re: How big do you have to be to be relevant now?

Postby xXD3mOnXx on Nov 3 2017, 12:24pm

-Allyson- wrote:
-Allyson- wrote:
xXD3mOnXx wrote:
My question is why are you still here then? If you feel this way you should've left a long time ago already


I did. Close to 3 years since i last played to grow.


But you're still here in forums? Why are you on forums for a game that you "don't play" anymore? That's weird to me.

I do play. I still war. I dont play the game to grow, because im not an idiot.
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Re: How big do you have to be to be relevant now?

Postby Anita_Bonghit on Nov 4 2017, 5:59pm

Girth moves the earth!!
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Re: How big do you have to be to be relevant now?

Postby Anita_Bonghit on Nov 4 2017, 6:00pm

Like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway......
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Re: How big do you have to be to be relevant now?

Postby monkey_poo________no2 on Nov 4 2017, 7:16pm

Anita_Bonghit wrote:Like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway......




Lady I don't think you're picking this thing up and throwing it anywhere, unless you get a couple dozen of your friends to help you ...which I gladly encourage


Looks more then adequate to fill your hallway madame

...as a matter of fact you may need to throw some grease on the walls. Ild get rid of those picture frames too Ima blast them out your back door











































Unless you got something like this...
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Re: How big do you have to be to be relevant now?

Postby Snoopy on Nov 4 2017, 7:17pm

If you use this magical searching device called google it will tell you the average. 5.2” is about the average across USA, Canada, and the UK. :)
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Re: How big do you have to be to be relevant now?

Postby monkey_poo________no2 on Nov 4 2017, 7:21pm

Snoopy wrote:If you use this magical searching device called google it will tell you the average. 5.2” is about the average across USA, Canada, and the UK. :)



BA!!!... BA!!!...BA!!!... BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!  LOLOLOL 
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Re: How big do you have to be to be relevant now?

Postby Snoopy on Nov 4 2017, 8:46pm

I have in no way implied my tally is 5.2”

I’m simply stating a fact. Besides, a beagle can’t possibly be measured accurately. It can depend on if the lady is in heat or not if you feel me.
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Re: How big do you have to be to be relevant now?

Postby monkey_poo________no2 on Nov 4 2017, 11:38pm

Snoopy wrote:I have in no way implied my tally is 5.2”

I’m simply stating a fact. Besides, a beagle can’t possibly be measured accurately. It can depend on if the lady is in heat or not if you feel me.



Well we asked "her" ...lady-K responded that she took a measurement from "her" lips to the back of "her" throat. It measures 5" inches and you came up about halfway (=2.5")







...you can't even make it to the closet halfway down the hallway? :(
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