How to obtain a girlfriend

2lbs of bacon and 12 Scottish pigs

 

Lmao love it!
bump so my clanmates can see it

 

For best results Canadiens should use pure maple syrup instead of honey.

 

*Canadians.

Also that's a waste of perfectly good girlfriend trading commodities.

 

It's Canadiens if you want to sound like one.

 

I'm a woman.

I at KAW.

Gasp!!

 

Thanks Rikki :3

 

Mmm bacon

 

Father's will get Canadian beavers and like it! You can make hats and coats from them :lol:

 

We won't share our furry Canadian beavers with anyone

 

I don't know if it's just me but fathers usually offer me goats, sheets, cars, midgets, fish, and other things. I guess I am just dafreak.

 

Come visit we will teach how to play beer hunter with a six pack eh. An you have to bring the six pack, no American beer eh.

So the honey is for you're lager called Mead and Maple Syrup is for bacon Spice Box is for Navel Jelly shooters.

Pancake flour is for bass. Get a sound system for the ice fishing hut.

You have to know some very simple things like that to attract a Canuck Girl.

 

This actually works! I used these to grab my rocking gf who after the honey was hooked.

 

What about beaver tails? Those acceptable currency?

 

OP, How about you go **** youself.

 

Some fathers do not like goats. Mine prefers to barter in car parts. And cases of pepsi. My husband had a very difficult time of it

 

I want one MOOKENTOOKEN and 2 pee pee touch