Let's make a list and then we can all die of alcohol poisoning Take a drink when: -devs release new lands/buildings -free xtals for no reason -forumer complaints about the old days -a new 'promo' starts within 5 minutes of the previous one ending, and this one has even better rewards -a max build player makes fun of someone on WC for being dtw -you think about how much life you've wasted on a text based phone game that none of your friends have even heard of -a new moderator is selected, who nobody has ever seen before and has no community presence -you hear crickets chirping in ally chat -you delete the app for the 78th time