A Bacon Love Story ...part 19.

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A Bacon Love Story ...part 19.

Postby _-_Monkey_-_ on May 8 2018, 1:41pm

....so the mangy dog
found some penicillin and it cleared up his mange (along with a couple other infections he had) and the illiterate scribe was tired of being a loser so he started talking GED classes in an effort to improve his pathetic life. He also decided to move out of his mothers dungeon so he moved in with the fugly(*)(**)forest dog for their gay love was strong. The strongest in all the enchanted forest, stronger then Venom’s gay love for straight Todd
the King of the forest. Life was't much better at fuglies house since fuglies mom was just as demanding(***) as the scribes. So they decided to get a place together. There wasn't many housing options in the enchanted forest for fugly and scribe to choose from. The biggest landlord of rental property in the forest was the nasty mean old ugly(****) bridge troll Bellzaquill

and her nasty tiny weeny little 22 inch fairy property manager scumbag sidekick Elzaquill.

The scribe and fuglies rental history was bad and they both jacked up their credit so they had no choice but to take an apartment in the lowlands from Bellzaquill. The lowlands are the ghetto of the enchanted forest. It’s where the poor folk of the enchanted forest live...

....to be continued 
Part 20 coming soon 

*you can cure mange but you cant cure fugly
**might have been better to stay mangy that way you'ld have something to distract from how god damn fugly you are ...seriously parents beat you with the fugly stick growing up? 
***seriously get jobs you losers 
**** yes even uglier then fugly forest dog
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Re: A Bacon Love Story ...part 19.

Postby X2X-EllLllLllAllBllUllRllG-X2X on May 8 2018, 3:14pm

All i see on here are tears ... so so many tears
Poor Toddy's feeling have been hurt on the interwebz
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Re: A Bacon Love Story ...part 19.

Postby Nate on May 8 2018, 5:22pm

What is this :lol:
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Re: A Bacon Love Story ...part 19.

Postby Tzshifter on May 8 2018, 5:32pm

Beautifully written
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Re: A Bacon Love Story ...part 19.

Postby _-_Monkey_-_ on May 8 2018, 8:36pm

Tzshifter wrote:Beautifully written

Yes much effort was used ...thank you for recognizing my superiority to others including yourself
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