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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby SpliffGod on May 4 2018, 9:25am

You know how we call a bad italian neighborhood? … a spa-ghetto
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby IIIX_MrsBeefy_XIII on May 4 2018, 10:29am

SpliffGod wrote:You know how we call a bad italian neighborhood? … a spa-ghetto


Lmao nice!
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby -SS-Thrawn-SS- on May 4 2018, 10:39am

A farmer counted 196 cows out in his field. But, when he rounded them up, he found he had 200.
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby Avacyn on May 4 2018, 11:12am

The current CS limits and the gap that will never be mad up
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby LucyTheSlightlyIndecisiveCow on May 4 2018, 11:24am

A man walked into his doctors with a piece of lettuce sticking out his butt.
Doctor takes a look and says ‘this doesn’t look good’
The guy replies ‘you’re telling me! This is just the tip of the iceberg’
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby IIIX_MrsBeefy_XIII on May 4 2018, 11:49am

-SS-Thrawn-SS- wrote:A farmer counted 196 cows out in his field. But, when he rounded them up, he found he had 200.


Haha! I almost didn't get it!
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby IIIX_MrsBeefy_XIII on May 4 2018, 11:50am

LucyTheSlightlyIndecisiveCow wrote:A man walked into his doctors with a piece of lettuce sticking out his butt.
Doctor takes a look and says ‘this doesn’t look good’
The guy replies ‘you’re telling me! This is just the tip of the iceberg’


Lmao that's a good one!! I like it y'all keep em coming!
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby LucyTheSlightlyIndecisiveCow on May 4 2018, 12:07pm

I borrowed some shoes from my drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with but I’ve been tripping all day.
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby xX_3VIL_BaDaSs_3VIL_BLACKY_Xx on May 4 2018, 1:29pm

Dad byes his son new pair of pants for his birthday and cut's the pockets out gives him something to play with.
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby IIIX_MrsBeefy_XIII on May 4 2018, 1:37pm

Lolz
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