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Tell Us A Joke..

Postby IIIX_MrsBeefy_XIII on May 4 2018, 4:19am

I choose to break up the animosity of the current forum mood by bringing a laugh to forums. So tell us a joke or a funny RL story, whatever floats your boat.

Note: please remember to keep it clean and tasteful.

I will start with an old favorite of mine..

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby Lonesong on May 4 2018, 4:31am

a bear walks into a bar

says to the bartender

“ill have a...” he starts tapping his foot. he checks his watch, and he looks around. “scotch”

the bartender asks “why the big pause?”

“im a bear”
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby IIIX_MrsBeefy_XIII on May 4 2018, 4:37am

Lonesong wrote:a bear walks into a bar

says to the bartender

“ill have a...” he starts tapping his foot. he checks his watch, and he looks around. “scotch”

the bartender asks “why the big pause?”

“im a bear”


Bahaha!! That's a good one!
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby IG__C40__IG on May 4 2018, 5:29am

Apoc
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby NAT1501 on May 4 2018, 5:42am

Man utd
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby iG_Bachkeda_iG on May 4 2018, 5:50am

Wanna hear a joke?


Regulators.
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby Lonesong on May 4 2018, 6:02am

wow lotta good jokesters here
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby IIIX_MrsBeefy_XIII on May 4 2018, 7:04am

Lawd lol
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby xXD3mOnXx on May 4 2018, 7:14am

Roni
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Re: Tell Us A Joke..

Postby IIIX_MrsBeefy_XIII on May 4 2018, 8:57am

Why can't anyone be serious jeez!
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