KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

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Re: KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

Postby SpliffGod on May 6 2018, 11:49am

meet drgoat, a 20 year-old eb fairy. after coming home from an hard day of eb tap tap, he logs into his kaw to find a 20/20 attack inc… what the hell?!

ok chill out, relax is the spliffgod

screw this god, i’ll run cry to some mods
while i was tap tapping on ebs you took my gold?!
i thought we were friends, instead you’re so cold!

wait what if i had a reason for my attacks?

what? you wanted to take a bite out of my snacks?

ok goat, maybe i really stole your gold
but chill out bro you’re just getting trolled!

at the end man you know you’re my brother,
let’s see how you answer my rap, maybe i’ll write another.
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Re: KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

Postby drgoat on May 6 2018, 12:01pm

Spliffgod callin me out
Like I’m a fool?
Son I’ll slap you so hard
You’ll start to drool.
Put in your bets
There’s gonna be a pool,
Spliff gonna learn he’s just another tool.

Now they don’t call me G.O.A.T for nothin
Comin at ya hot
Straight out the oven,
I’ll shove you up
Like thanksgiving stuffin.
Greatest Of All Time,
Y’all didn’t see that comin.

All y’all gonna learn
Not to rap against me
I’m the best there will ever be
Be ready for a burn.

Who’s got the next turn?
Who wants to step up?
I’ve already got the bodies
piling up in my pickup truck.
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Re: KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

Postby SpliffGod on May 6 2018, 12:08pm

drgoat wrote:Spliffgod callin me out
Like I’m a fool?
Son I’ll slap you so hard
You’ll start to drool.
Put in your bets
There’s gonna be a pool,
Spliff gonna learn he’s just another tool.

Now they don’t call me G.O.A.T for nothin
Comin at ya hot
Straight out the oven,
I’ll shove you up
Like thanksgiving stuffin.
Greatest Of All Time,
Y’all didn’t see that comin.

All y’all gonna learn
Not to rap against me
I’m the best there will ever be
Be ready for a burn.

Who’s got the next turn?
Who wants to step up?
I’ve already got the bodies
piling up in my pickup truck.



pickup truck? we know you ride horses
you’ve got bodies? look at my corpses
this rhyme, like a rocket, it launches…
into space, like the number of your losses

you can count those, but you ain’t got no wins
you’re tapping so fast it makes my head spin
i’m gonna dump you in the ocean, you better know how to swim.

you’re taking about burns, bro i’m on fire
smoking another spliff, just trynna get higher,
i’m gonna crush you so hard, they’re gonna think you’re a flyer.
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Re: KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

Postby drgoat on May 6 2018, 12:08pm

This one goes out to all the ladies:

Now y’all know I’m driven
By manual transmission
So grab my stick shift
And assume the position.
They look at me,
And I know they’re stricken.
But ladies c’mon,
The clock is tickin.

They say
Goat is the hottest,
The flyest,
The best,
Bring that ass here
Put me to the test.

Leave your boyfriend behind
Come see what’s poppin,
I’ll blow your mind
While the best are droppin.

Come and get some
See for yourself
See why they say
Golden Goat is top shelf.
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Re: KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

Postby Static on May 6 2018, 4:51pm

Clock is tickin, ladies.
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Re: KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

Postby Squinchy on May 6 2018, 9:11pm

That was terrible
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Re: KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

Postby 88rising on May 6 2018, 9:37pm

Squinchy wrote:That was terrible

You write something then squishy..
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Re: KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

Postby One-BaDaSs_PaiN-In_Ur-AsS_LiLi on May 7 2018, 12:29am

Static wrote:Clock is tickin, ladies.


i am pretty sure it will keep on ticking :lol: :lol:
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Re: KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

Postby One-BaDaSs_PaiN-In_Ur-AsS_LiLi on May 7 2018, 1:46pm

Is it me or they edited static's bars?
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Re: KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

Postby One-BaDaSs_PaiN-In_Ur-AsS_LiLi on May 7 2018, 3:37pm

These clowns think they have skills and flow.
Their bars are rusty. Their rhymes blow.
This pow-wow is a deja vu.
I already deja blew
this cometition.
Absolute demolition.

88rising? 88falling.
And crawling
In the dust of my glory.

Wanna go 20/20?
U dun spit bars, only drool.
Ur cup is empty.
Mine is full, fool.

Shark decided to change his name,
Thinks it makes him less lame? :lol:
Only thing u biting in
To is ur pillow when devils move in.

U think y'all wrote something? i am ur epilogue.
Alpha to ur omega. Bite to ur shark :lol:
Gonna muzzle up ur watchdog.
Let's see how loud gets ur bark.

Boom.
It's a devil at ur door.
Boom, boom.
Took ur gold and she came for more.
Boom.
Left u naked, took ur soul.
Boom, boom.
Hasta la vista, bro
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