KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

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Re: KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

Postby Static on Apr 18 2019, 6:36pm

Haha that was fun. Good read. Nice rhymes.
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Re: KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

Postby Static on Apr 18 2019, 7:12pm

East coast, west coast
North side and dirty south
I love it when a hoe flow
especially with a dirty mouth!

Kinda gets my rocks off...
Kinda just took my socks off
Waiting on a "come back"?
You better hurry while the - soft

Cuz the bars hard as hell
Lyrics go yard like a slugger!
You'd think that Stats a lover
cuz got your girl undercovers...

But really Stats a savage
Leave her bleedin for no reason
I make you operate the camera
While I motorboat the cleavage

Have you cheering my name
As I'm pumping out her stomach
I ain't talking about no overdose
I'm just making her a woman!

I fell asleep inside her mouth
You fell asleep beside the couch
She woke up and cooked me breakfast
Then kicked your stupid ass out!

Hahahaha. Damn.
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Re: KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

Postby LodiT on Apr 18 2019, 8:09pm

I’ll give that verse a C
Your spelling needs work
She only eating your D
If you give her a fork

Everything you say is dirty
That mouth needs a cork
And to be honest dude
I think you’re a dork

You wanna talk bout my ex
Yea you know that is rude
it don’t give you an excuse
To just go and be lewd

Bet you alone and abused?
What about empty and used?
I know you’re getting old
So I’ll forgive your short fuse

You know you’ll always lose
Cause I’ll always be the best
And guess what bro?
I just sent your mom a text

So have my girl
I don’t want her
I’m on to the next
Hit it then quit it
Yea, Kitty get rekt
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Re: KaW Freestyle Cypher 2018

Postby Static on Apr 19 2019, 6:20pm

Hahaha

You're with my mom now?
Let me know how that goes
Shes in Woodlawn Cemetery
Where only wild things grow.
So if you sending her texts
it might take awhile to respond.
In life, theres no respawn
So outta your reach, and beyond!
But while we're on the topic
and we're talking about mothers,
hows yours doing? Last I heard
She was getting stalked by your brother.
Hope things worked out
Cuz she was a really nice lady.
I took her bags to the car once
and declined when she tried to pay me.
I said "that's ok, ma'am"
Your beauty is payment enough!
But I had to block her Facebook
When she started falling in love.
But truly and honestly bro
I'm really wishing her the best!
She got my attention erect
in the car when she exposed her breasts.
We had a few great nights
it's a turn on, when she screams Static
But I still feel bad about
That time she forgot about your practice.
But to be completely fair bro,
I kept on telling her to leave!
But I guess it's hard to drive
When on your knees and cant breathe!

Sorry.
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