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The Doctor is in AGAIN!

Postby Nate on Mar 1 2017, 11:04am

Well hello forums. It is I, Dr. Snoopy le Snooper, Big Degree, Smart Person Degree, Random Major. We are back here again and it's been awhile since the most recent therapy session of psychiatristical help.

I have helped HUNDREDS of people with their Psychological needs, including these moronic... I mean wonderful customers.

AngryFred1138 wrote:Dear doctor, I find myself torn, on one hand your advice seems sound and logical.
But on the other hand I'm struggling to trust what you say as I believe you sleep on a roof and your only friend is a tiny yellow bird(who doesn't respect you), which suggests insecurities and an inability to interact with mammals your own size.
I urge you to start a forum thread and open up emotionally. The nice kaw forumers will surely be kind, patient, thoughtful and have helpful comments . What you got to lose.


The Doc's answer:

Dear patient,

I do NOT have insecurities! I cant help I can't talk and that the ONLY person who SLIGHTLY loves me is CHARLIE (yes I mean the dev)! DONT BRING UP MY LIFE K BAI U MADE ME CRY.


The_Postman wrote:I have this addiction doc. My phone seems to be attached to my thumbs and I am constantly looking at this thing in my hand. Some woman holding a sword keeps appearing and then words. I continue to press the things on the screen but I seem to be unsuccessful. People all around me are larger than I am. Whatever can I do


Hey, I understand your pain. Best thing I would suggest would maybe just maybe.... Take a 5 minute break and turn off your phone for just 5 minutes.

Take a walk, or eat some Popsicles.. Then set up a credit card strictly for buying those things called health crystals. You'll get big.



As you see I am a completely sane and brilliant genius that gives amazingly sane and brilliant responses to your life issues.

So once more.. The Doctor is in AGAIN!

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Re: The Doctor is in AGAIN!

Postby IronMaiden246 on Mar 1 2017, 11:30am

25 minutes and no replies. Clearly no one cares about the doctor.
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Re: The Doctor is in AGAIN!

Postby BobRoss on Mar 1 2017, 11:33am

More like doc mcstuffin
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Re: The Doctor is in AGAIN!

Postby -Pipe- on Mar 1 2017, 11:39am

Saw the word insecurities and got reminded of the time you catfished.

gg
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Re: The Doctor is in AGAIN!

Postby One-BaDaSs_PaiN-In_Ur-AsS_LiLi on Mar 1 2017, 11:52am

Dear Dr,
I have a couple of friends who are very worried about my assets. Every time we meet all I hear is that they are flat or sagging :-( ... I swear sometimes I think they are doing it just to get a picture of my.. ummm backyard.
How do I politely and without breaking tou tell my two morons to mind their own assets. And to get their fat noses out of mine.

Sincerely,
Pancake Lili
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Re: The Doctor is in AGAIN!

Postby -Pipe- on Mar 1 2017, 11:55am

AZ__Lili_InUrButt__TEC wrote:Dear Dr,
I have a couple of friends who are very worried about my assets. Every time we meet all I hear is that they are flat or sagging :-( ... I swear sometimes I think they are doing it just to get a picture of my.. ummm backyard.
How do I politely and without breaking tou tell my two morons to mind their own assets. And to get their fat noses out of mine.

Sincerely,
Pancake Lili

Self depreciating humour; you finally learned it.

It's a shame you haven't prioritised the learning of the English language itself.
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Re: The Doctor is in AGAIN!

Postby Nate on Mar 1 2017, 11:59am

IronMaiden246 wrote:25 minutes and no replies. Clearly no one cares about the doctor.


What happened to your allies again? ;)

AZ__Lili_InUrButt__TEC wrote:Dear Dr,
I have a couple of friends who are very worried about my assets. Every time we meet all I hear is that they are flat or sagging :-( ... I swear sometimes I think they are doing it just to get a picture of my.. ummm backyard.
How do I politely and without breaking tou tell my two morons to mind their own assets. And to get their fat noses out of mine.

Sincerely,
Pancake Lili


Hm, yes very good question my dear! It's simple really.

First, pump up your assets
Secondly, make sure that you only have things that push up the assets
Lastly, make sure you always jiggle and type!
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Re: The Doctor is in AGAIN!

Postby Dafydd69 on Mar 1 2017, 12:46pm

My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that i work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day:

jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.....
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Re: The Doctor is in AGAIN!

Postby Corinthian on Mar 1 2017, 12:57pm

Dear Doctor,

Have you heard about Doctor McNinja? I think You two just might get along. That is all, thanks for your time.

Signed,
A Concerned Citizen
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Re: The Doctor is in AGAIN!

Postby Nate on Mar 1 2017, 1:50pm

Dafydd69 wrote:My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that i work out. So I listed the exercises I do every day:

jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles, put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.....


Have you tried sleeping until the last second or trimming down the bush?

-Deadly- wrote:You can be my doctor if you touch me like my preist does


Certainly :Evil:

Corinthian wrote:Dear Doctor,

Have you heard about Doctor McNinja? I think You two just might get along. That is all, thanks for your time.

Signed,
A Concerned Citizen


Dear Concerned Citizen,

I haven't, but I'm sure if I make his/hers acquaintance I will surely be sure to surely say hello for you!
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