Corrupt A Wish Game

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Lemon-N-Lime, Dec 13, 2014.

  1. You now have a very peaceful duck carcass.

    I wish there were no wars.
     
  2. Granted but the warbeast comes for a revenge.

    I wish I could type faster.
     
  3. You are now a secretary. You get harassed constantly by your boss. Unable to deal with the pressure you take a bottle of pills.

    I wish I was part of Anonymous.
     
  4. However, hundreds of eyes spotted you in a minute!!

    I wish I can live in Mexico!!
     
  5. Your kidnapped by a cartel. No one pays your ransom. Your entire family is tortured and raped in front of you. You are tortured, blinded, and crippled and dumped on a corner in Tijuana.



    I wish I had a tickle me Elmo.
     
  6. You doing, but he turns into one of those animatronics from five nights at Freddy's and kills you.

    I wish that I didn't ever have to go to the bathroom (and it didn't kill me)
     
  7. You don't go " to the bathroom,"...you go in your pants. And it doesn't kill you but you very much wish you were dead

    I wish I could live in France.
     
  8. And then you fall off the Eiffel Tower.

    I wish I could die (Just TRY to corrupt that!)
     
  9. Granted: You die and are reborn as an earth worm.

    I wish I could go to comic con this year!
     
  10. You went to a sewer instead!

    I wish I can scout someone's kingdom 1,000x without fail!
     
  11. But you have no spies sct 1/1

    I wish this noob would stop posting in blue
     
  12. Granted but he starts posting in another horrible colour.

    I wish TV here was better.
     
  13. The TV gets flickered, it'll hurt your eyes!

    I wish I can visit someone's kingdom for a feast!
     
  14. But justice stole all the food.
    Stl 3/3/11
     
  15. Since Justice decided not to wish for anything, I wish for forums to be decent again!
     
  16. Granted but it's all noob talk


    Wish I have a hot gf
     
  17. Real as it seems it’s only in your dreams


    I wish bob wasn’t a troll
     
  18. GRANTED. Turn's out Bob is your dad.

    I wish Domo knew how to war and would stop running from OSWs.
     
  19. Granted, but your own stats are reset.

    I wish Danny Phantom was given more seasons.
     
  20. Granted but it's all about tucker


    I wish I won the lottery with it being corrupted by anyone