I was walking down the street the other day, and some teenage hooligans were swearing in front of my kids. I was all like.... Then they acted all hard and like they were gonna do something. But I know karate, and I was all.... So one of them stepped up to me, and threw a punch, but I ducked and headbutted his crotch. He screamed "Duuuuuuuuuuude........." They all ran away, and my child hugged me. I said...... So, now im like a big hero and ****. People are always afraid when I come around. But i'm always like....
By the way just saying this sounds like an episode of Arby n' the Chief, if any of you used to watch that.